Handy Mandy

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Sorrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! My only excuse is.... I'm lazy....? And there have been real boy issues... Not to mention that there are somethings that I'm not actually sure I can put in here because one of my friends doesn't know that they happened.... 2the1nluv knows what I'm talking about.... And big ups 2 kandikool99 lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget that 4 my readers I havenada but <3, x's & o's! - Krai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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We were sitting on Jan's bed, waiting for her explanation for why she was a member of an ONLINEDATING SITE. 

  "Welllllll....." She looked at both of us nervously. "So? Like Jamille, you were on TWO dating sites!" She looked to me for backup. 

  "And still is!" I added helpfully.

J glared at me. "Really? Like really? We are not talking about ME! We are talking about her!" She pointed accusingly at Jan. Just as she did, a message from some guy popped up on January's computer. 

  "Oooooooooooooooooo a guy!" J squealed and ran to the computer. Jan's face was slowly getting red and I just stared in shock at the computer. 

  "Jamille.... Who is that guy?" I asked slowly, getting up from the bed and grabbing my ice cream from the freezer. January ran over to the computer and tried to cover the screen.

  "No dice, Jan!" Being the strong athlete that she is, Jamille easily managed to pry Jan's hands off of the screen. She didn't have to throw her across the room but....

  "No sex this early in the morning!" We heard shouts from the next room. The three of us looked at each other and burst out laughing.

  "I don't know why you're laughin' when I'm talkin' to you!" Damn. That person sounded kinda angry... 

  "Sorry!" The three of us chorused while snickering. 

  "Antyways.... It says this guy's name is Manny." Jamille somehow got us back on track.

  "Manny? MANNY?" I choked on a spoonful of ice cream. As Jamile laughed at the ice cream now coming from my nose, I saw January's face reach a red color that I wasn't sure was quite possible for humans to reach. It was like brighter than a tomato, almost fire truck red...

  "Wait a second.... Mer, come here!" With a sigh, I set my ice cream down, wiped my nose, and marched over to where J was sitting. 

  "Look at this guy!" I looked. For some reason, he looked kind of familiar.

  "Why does he look so familiar....?"

  "Cause we just saw him tonight! Remember that dude that tried to put his hands up your dress?"

I gasped as I got it by a flash of recognition. "Oh my. Oh wow. Oh my wow. That's HANDY MANDY!"

  "Not really cause his name is Manny. And besides isn't Handy Mandy the name that you gave to Chris' girlfriend, you know when he was cheating on her with you?" January had finally spoken.

  "Well yes, that was her nickname, because her name is AMANDA but that's like really not the point. Mandy Manny same thing.... He was handsy tonight so I hereby deem him.... Handy Mandy." Shaking her head at me, Jamille clicked through his pictures. 

  "This is the same guy. Like he was so seriously drunk tonight it was gross... And eeewwwwaaa he wants you, Jan? Oh no, you can have him." As she was backing away from the computer, January raced up and jumped on her back. 

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 29, 2011 ⏰

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