50 Shades of Ereri

Hanji's Experiments: Just Like Animals

"You've done it now, shit glasses."

"I'm sorry, I don't know what went wrong."

"This is your doing. You should know something."

" I wish I did, but of all things, this shouldn't have happened." There was a knock at the door. "Come in," Hanji said.

"What are you-"

"Just shush before you freak people out." She turned to the person coming through the door. "Oh, it's only you Eren."

"Huh? Were you expecting someone else."

"No."

"Okay. I came to see if Captain Levi was still in here, but I guess not."

"W-why? Is he needed for something?"

"No. I...was just trying to see if he was okay."

Hanji gave a sigh of relief and grabbed Eren's hands. "Perfect timing though. I need your help."

"With what?"

"An experiment. I was doing one and I made Levi my test subject. And um...it turned him into that." She pointed, making Eren shocked.

"That's Captain Levi?"

"Yeah...and as you imagine, he's super pissed."

"Captain, you're....a cat? How did this happen?"

"Oh believe me," Levi said, "she's got a good story."

"Y-you can still talk."

"Of course I can, brat."

"Right. Hanji..."

"Right," she said, "so I was politely asking Levi to help me..."

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"Levi Levi Levi Levi Levi!"

"No."

"Can't you at least listen before you blow me off?"

"Are you or anyone else being eaten by titans?"

"Well no."

"Then no."

"I just need help with an experiment."

"Find someone else."

Hanji sighed. She was of course, going to use Levi anyway.

Once dinner time rolled around, she slipped a little of the serum into his tea. A few minutes after he drank it, he began coughing. What once started as a little one came to many coughs, as if he had a sickness. He began sweating.

"Captain..."

"Are you okay?"

He tried to speak with a shaky voice. "D-don't worry. I....I'm fi-" He fell to the floor.

"Captain!" Everyone yelled, but all what Levi could hear was the blurred sound of his title. His breath was heavy. He tried to gain enough strength to fight it, but with the effort he gave made it worse, causing him to pass out.

"Oh God, is he okay?"

"Hanji do something!" Oluo yelled.

"Me?" She questioned.

"You're somewhat of a doctor right."

"Scientist."

"Then try to do something."

"Okay." She picked up Levi and slung him over her shoulder. "I'll see what I can do." She carried him to her lab and laid him on the table. "I'm sorry, Levi. I don't know what happened, but whatever you do, don't die." She turned around and looked at the serum and charts.