Two Pepes. One Direction. [Discontinued]

Chapter One - Stretch Helipcopter

A fancy red car pulls up on an almost abandoned street. Niall, Harry, Liam, and Louis all hop out of the Porsche.

"Thanks for the lift mate." Louis said to their driver, Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis tipped his hat as to say "No problemo" Louis closed the car door and the lads watched as the "Die Hard"star rode off into the sunset.

"Whelp, let's go on and hit the pub boys." Louis said patting their backs.
All four boys went towards the bar across the street. Upon entering they all saw a very familiar face. Niall pointed to the end of the bar.

"Uhhh, is that Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants?" Niall questioned. Liam pushed down Niall's arm.

"It's rude to point and yes. I do believe that's Patrick. Let's go say hi." Liam motioned for them to move forward. Louis tapped on Patrick's shoulder.

"Umm, excuse me... are you-" Louis started to say.

"Why yes, I am The Patrick Star. And I'm glad to see you here One Direction. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Patrick Stated. The boys looked at each other confused. How did Patrick Star know who they were? Did they have radios in Bikini Bottom? Did their music play on those radios in Bikini Bottom?

Patrick pulled out a walkie talkie and started to speak."Star to Crest. Star to Crest. I have the boys. I repeat. I have the boys." A loud whirring noise came from outside the pub. It was a helicopter! The boys were more confused than ever. A huge helicopter just landed in front of the establishment. Walking out of the ginormous helicopter was... RYAN SEACREST?!?! All the boys looked on in awe.

"Sorry to catch you like this boy." Seacrest said while fixing his tie "But we really needed to get you back on the show." The boys all looked at each other.

"Show? What show?" Liam asked suspiciously. Ryan pulled an iPad from a suit pocket revealing...

"SIMON?!" The boys yelled simultaneously.

"What is the meaning of this???" Louis asked
"Boys. Boys. Boys... I need you back on the X-Files" One of Cowell's "people" came up to him and whispered into his ears. "X-Factor. I totally meant X-Factor"

Liam rolled his eyes " Why do you need us to perform on X-Factor?"

"Perform? HAHHA. We don't need you to perform. We need you to compete." Simon said before taking a sip of tea.

"Compete? Why on god's earth would we compete?" Liam asked, completely baffled

"It's a new kind of competition. Stars all fight for the ultimate prize. 2 billion. In. Cash. And of course a star of Hollywood Walk of Shame!"

A voice in the distance called out "FAME. HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME"

"Oh bollocks. A star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Ooh, and unlimited chocolate. Yum!" Simon cleared his throat. "Yeah, serious business... Anyways, get in the stretch helicopter and get on over here."

"Stretch helicopter?" Niall inquired

"Do you like it? It's like a stretch limo, but... wait for it... a helicopter. Amazing, right?" Ryan said excitedly

"Um, you mean an airplane right?" Liam questioned

"Liam don't be dumb. It's a stretch helicopter. Airplanes don't have rotor blades on the top. Just get in and we'll fly to Simon" Ryan gestured to the helicopter.

All the boys hesitantly walked out of the bar and towards the stretch helicopter. They all climbed in one by one.

"Boys... you're all in for the wildest time of your life." Ryan said before closing the door and seating himself in the front.

The boys of 1D had no idea what was in store for them...