The Mortician's Daughter [ON HOLD]

Chapter 30

 Kami’s POV

I woke up the following morning with a massive headache. It felt like someone was pounding my head repeatedly with a baseball bat, which sucks monkey balls. That doesn’t seem to good, hairy, smelly balls. Ew.

“God..” Macy groaned.

“I feel like shit…” I said.

“Dildo” She said. We have inside joke about that. We use dildo instead of dido because once we were being all serious about something and I accidentally said dildo instead. It was so funny.

“I wanna die.” I covered my head with my blanket.

"Same here..drinking was a bad choice" Macy kicked my side as she was trying to occupy herself under the sheets.

"Oww.." I moaned.

"Sorry"

I curled up in a ball and secluded all light and sound from me by covering my head with three blankets and two pillows.  I succeeded...somewhat.

Andy's POV

I reached under my pillow to retrieve my phone and check the time.  It was eleven o'clock and I hopped out of my bunk.  My bunk was right above Ashley's and I didn't know his legs were sticking out of it. I ended up landing on his thighs and he wasn't too happy.

"Fuck! Andy! Jesus, you giraffe" He yelled and shoved me off.

"Sorry!" I laughed.

"Sure you are! God have you put on some weight or something?"

"No, I'm still the same as I was. I just...jumped" I grinned, "Maybe you shouldn't have your legs sticking out like that."

"Neh-Neh-Neh" He said mimicking me. I shook my head with a smile and went to grab a water.

Everybody was up out of bed except the girls.

"Where's the girls?" I asked.

"Still sleeping" Jake said

"Usually they're up by now." I said grabbing a cold plastic bottle filled with water out of the fridge.

"Go wake them up then."

"I'm good" I cracked open the bottle and took a sip.  It felt good feeling the ice cold liquid trickle down my throat.

"What are you good for?" CC asked munching on something. Can you guess what? Yeah, bacon.

"Lots of things" I winked at them and waved my water at them.

"Is that suppose to be sexual?"

"I don't know, is it?" I asked them.  They all looked confused and I sat down next to the bacon man.

"I'm gonna start calling you The Baconator."

"Ok! Fine with me" He smirked his greasy lips.

I chuckled and took a huge gulp of water.

I decided I was gonna go wake up Kami.  I got up from the sofa and wandered down the hall to their room and knocked loudly.

"Whaaaa...?" I heard a muffled voice call out.

"Can I come in?"

"Dude, don't you think you should wait to come?" Ashley asked from his bunk with a perv look.

"Not funny."

"I guess.." The voice said. I opened the door and walked in and saw two big lumps of blanket on the bed. I walked over to one and poked it.