I was wanting to eat my mint, but it was in a plastic wrap that made a lot of sound. Here are a few options on how to handle loud mint opening processes.
1.) Tear it open as fast as you can, making lots of noises but only for a few seconds
2.) Slowly tear the package open, making small noises but for a longer time
3.) Leave scissors at the pew where you sit just for this purpose
4.) Ask some one next to you to open it, so they make all the loud noises during the service
5.) Try to pop it open, making only one, really loud, sudden noise
6.) Start to prey, in hopes that God will open it (yes I have tried that)
7.) Stare at it and try to open it with your mind
8.) Pretend to forget the mint is there, but keep looking at it to see if God felt sorry for you and opened it
9.) Start chewing on the package like a starving dog and slowly eat chew away the plastic cover
10.) Give up and actually listen to the pastor
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God's sense of humor
HumorA bunch of things I have come to realize that happens between me and God. I am Christian but I will try to make it as good as I can for my Jewish friends :)
