My name is Chelsea Parks.
And yes, I'm completely, totally, 100% in love with One Direction.
Ha. As if. That was sarcasm, folks. But I happen to be a blogger, so I can edit that sentence.
"And yes, I'm completely, totally, 100% uninterested in One Direction."
That's more like it.
Like I mentioned before, I'm a blogger. It kind of gives me an interesting point of view on things, so bear with me while I tell you the story of the time an international pop sensation chased after me.
One I didn't even like.
Sucks, right?
I know.
Since I feel kind of stupid here talking to myself, I'm going to cut this short.
FALSE.
A blogger is never talking to themselves. Rule #1 of blogging: know your audience.
And rule #2: never cut your blog short.
So now you know the fundamentals of my life. Because yes, my life is blogging. But I'm getting off track here. Back to the point.
I'm going to tell you the story of the time Harry Styles chased after me. And I ran.
Which is kind of interesting, because I hate athletics and running is really not one of my strong points..I'm getting off track again.
Where was I? Oh, yeah. Bear with me, because I tend to sidetrack and tell you pointless little stories along the way.
FALSE.
Nothing a blogger says is ever pointless. Everything comes from the heart, so you're going to have to dig deep to find the meaning of these "pointless" little stories I tell you.
Now, if you actually read this whole post, I'm going to start telling you the actual story. So thanks for sticking around, because if you actually read that, you now know a whole lot about me.
Chelsea Parks.
Completely, totally, 100% uninterested in One Direction.
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