The not so epic fight.

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Frank and mr magic man stared at each other as one of them try to make a move. "Make a move already" yelled Frank "no you" yelled Mr Magic Man.  "Look" Frank said "I know you want to smoke the Kush but I got a bunch of broccoli back home if you let me get past you. I'll give you all the broccoli you want. it's only like $3 at the store anyways." Mr magic man looked confused. "Chinchin lied to me he said that broccoli with about $1000. After all he is the master of lies" Frank angrily replied "no idiot he's the master of doom and chaos, not lies"
Mr magic man warns frank "okay the next test is two black people one named brock lee and who knows what the other ones name is. They freak me out." Frank replied "any challenge is worth pink guy, but fuck the human race their assholes anyways." Mr magic man replied "goodbye Frank! see you in hell!" Frank flipped the bird to mr. Magic Man. Frank went even higher to face his next challenge. On the way he picked up a strange carrot rapped in paper. It was the stuff he smoked back in the day. Turned out to be magic, and it could shoot lasers of carrots. Frank must use his powers for good but fuck that he's going to use it for evil, all to save pink guy.

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