it woz a dark and sturmy night. kum kirdashen turned over in her bed as the rain pattered on her window. tere woz a nocking on teh door downsturs. she luked at teh alarum cock. 3:40 am. who kould possibley be up at dis tiem? she wolked down teh stures. she oepend teh dur, expecting a mon yet sow nutting but an pakage lieing on teh flur.
"adresseded tu kum kurdashun, 69 street house 420"
"frum wew lad"
"du not oepen teh box at enny cost. dis box iz very impurtunt."
kum, very confuzzeled took teh box upsturs and put it besied hur bed. it woz hevier than expectedededed. she woz tempeteded tu open it but she decideded tu heed the strange wew lads worning and left it on teh lamp-taibul.
teh next murning she wuke up. she wotches a fox mewz brodcust aboot donuld trumpetetet deculring wor on sri lanka becoz he woz teh dicktaitur of isis. tehre woz a nocking on teh dur. woz it anuther package? She opeennined teh dur. noting.
from teh uther sied of teh road, tu men wur watching kum. 1 woz bleck and 1 woz ashun.
"dis iz alfa 2. du u coppie deltu 4? code bleck. teh hen iz out of teh henhouse. I repeett teh hen iz out of teh henhouse."
kum sat on hur sofuh, thinking aboot teh ivents of teh nigt. suddenly she hurd somting shettur in teh kitchen. she thought nothing of it becoz she lieved in Detroit and Detroit was not niec. but dis all changid when a mon burst into hir livung rum with a gun in hiz hand and sed
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP, BITCH!"
*scream*
"YOU SCREAM YO NIGGA BITCH ASS AGAIN AND ILL BLOW YOUR DONKEY WITCH FACE OFF? BITCH!"
"What do you want? I have money, jewels, AIDS, whatever you want!"
"I DONT WANT YOUR AIDS I HAVE PLENTY OF AIDS WHERES THE BOX TELL ME WHERE THE BOX IS OR ILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE OFF"
wut box? kum kurdashen tought. den she rememebrd.
"The box, it's upstairs"
teh bleck mon went upsturs and got teh box.
"IM SORRY BBY BUT WERE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOUR BITCH ASS HOSTAGE, BITCH"
"no please I have a family I'll give you whatever you want!"
den teh strainge mon injected kum with donkey trankwilizer and den she woz nocked out end new no mure.
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wew lad - a story
Fanfictiona young gurl meets a mysterious yet handsum mon naemed wew lad. Little does she know she will be entwined in a web of horror, deception and intrigue.
