Okay so this might be short but I'm gonna start with a thing everybody knows about!
Periods! they come around once a month for a couple days.
Not the nicest things, like whenever you sneeze, cough, hiccup or even burp.
It's gonna flow like Niagara Falls, now probably you think oh they're being over dramatic, No. I'm really not.
It's like once you sit down you can not stand up at all, or again you'll just...flow.
So this annoys the absolute crap out of me! like seriously can we not just have like a one hour period or something?
I mean 5 freaking days?! Especially when you're at school, and you get pads or the tampons, Pads you have to change every 2 hours or so.
Guys! that is why girls go to the toilet together!
Girls do NOT piss together or whatever you think!
have you ever tried to change your pad? they make that packaging sound like a mother trucking Rock concert! Hense why girls go in 2's.
So they can turn the hand dryers on. So nobody can hear you having to rip open that stupid thing!
Or some girls just don't like people hearing them pee so they get friends to turn on the hand dryer or taps!
Most if the bloody time we don't even actually have to pee! For some stupid reason we just go into the Bathroom and do girl stuff like fix our hair, makeup whatever!
The bathroom is like a HQ for girls at school I generally don't understand that and I'm a girl!
Have you ever been at school and had to ask your teacher for a thing because you started at school? That is one of the most mortifieing things that could happen!
Do you know how freaking hard it is trying to walk when you can just feel it flow?
It's so freaking uncomfortable that you just want to crawl into a fucking ball in the corner and not move an inch for the next week!
Not to mention those piss taking cramps! Seriously?
it's bad enough we randomly bleed once a bloody month! see what I did there?
Now we have stomach pains it feels like Mother Nature hates us!
Periods basically take the piss the only good thing is that they remind me that I'm not pregnant but why?! I am okay to say I am a Virgin! okay.
I would love to see a guy have a Period for once.
Okay rant over I might add more you never know!
Sorry if you find this slightly distributing or something and if I have scared you, well you shouldn't of read it!
oh yes! I'm open to any questions you ask, just PM them to me they'll be anonymous so don't worry!
Yes I have spelling mistakes!
