Live while we're young

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This is one of my earlier stories, so it'll pretty much be shit, read on if you want to, but don't say I didn't warn you of its shitty features.

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Ello my potatoe minions! The names Jenson. Avery Jenson! I hope you like my James bond impersonation. Anyways, besides my amazing talent for imitating people (that I think I have), I have to tell you a secret! You can't tell anyone okay!

Alright, I trust you, so here it goes! I.....am..... A....Unicorn!!! I know, I know what you're thinking, 'Oh my gosh she's a unicorn! How can that amazing girl be a unicorn!' well let me tell you, I am a ninja! That's right bitches, I'm a freaking unicorn! WOOHOO!!!

So, let me tell you marshmallows about my magical lif- "Avery get down here and clean up your food!" sorry that was my friend Georgia. Ugh, I don't feel like cleaning, cause I'm a lazy arse!

"NOW AVERY!!" why won't she leave me alone so I can do this thing!

"In a minute!" wow I sound like a kid who doesn't want to come down stairs. Wow I sound so stupid right now. Get used to that.

Let's make this quick. My names Avery, my bestfriends name is Georgia, my favorite color is purple, I love food, and drawing, and I also love sleep! Well better go, before Georgia bites my head off. I bet I taste like Nutella!!!

BYE MY MINIONS!! I SHALL SEE YOU SOON!!

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