Mary:Sorry for not updating its that i have family issues and it's gonna be hard for me to write this becasue I don't have a laptop and my computer is gonna get fixed but I will try my best to write on my phone so yeah.
Jack:Bruh what took you so long?
Mary:FAMILY ISSUES!!!!!
Jack:K so let's read the dares.
Mary:Certainly it's from @HTTYDHofferson and it says "I dare Jelsa to run through the streets naked screaming We love tacos".ELSA AND JACK GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!
Jelsa:What???
Mary:read the dare
Jelsa:*reads dare* fiiiine *strips naked*
Elsa and Jack:*running through the streets of arendale* WE LOVE TACOS!!!
Little girl:mommy why is the queen and king running naked
Mum:dunno maybe on drugs
Little girl:good point
Jelsa:*comes back* okay next *puts on clothes*
Mary:okay next and it's from @TamsinTaylor123 and she says "I dare the girls to fake being drunk in front of the boys"
Merida,Rapunzel and Elsa:K
Elsa:HEYYYYYYYY WALL!!!!WANNA HUMP!!!
Jack:Uhhhhh Elsa what's wrong with you
Rapunzel:*grabs microphone* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA DANCE ALL NIGHT AND FUCK SOME BANANAAAAAAAAAS
Merida:LOOK AT ME IM GONNA JUMP OFF THE TABLE *fails to jump off* owww
Hiccup:um guys wtf is happening?
Eugene:they're drunk
Mary:OKAY GIRLS YOU CAN QUIT NOW!!
Boys:Huh?
Girls:FOOLED YAH!!Its a dare
Boy:knew it
Mary:NEXT ONE AND ITS FROM @tinykitten_ and she says "I dare Elsa to pretend to be dead and Jack will have to be there to see Elsa having a heart attack"
Elsa:YAY!!!!A fun dare!
Mary:just do it I haven't updated in a long time!
Elsa:*fakes hard breathing and heart attack and faints*
Jack:*comes in* hey Mary have you seen my phone-ELSAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Elsa:*pretends to lay there dead*
Jack:*rushes over Elsa* OH ELS IM SORRY FRO EVERYTHING IM SORRY THAT I SNIFFED YOUR THONG!IM SORRY THAT I ATE ONE OF YOUR CHOCOLATES AND-
Elsa:*rises off* SAY WHAT NOW!!
Jack:it's a dare right?
Elsa:yup
Jack:FML
Mary:Next one and it's from @FrostySnowflakeOFF and she says I dare Jack to kiss Rapunzel in front of Elsa and Flynn kiss Elsa in front on Rapunzel
Jack:k *kisses Rapunzel on de lips*
Elsa:????
Flynn:ugh *kisses Elsa on de lips* your lips are cold!
Rapunzel and Elsa:*chases Jack and Flynn*
Jack and Flynn*looks at each other and runs* ITS A DARE
Rapunzel and Elsa:OHHHHHHH NEXT ONE
Mary:K and it's from @Snowcloud31 :I dare Jelsa to make out in a small bedroom
