niall: hey stranger
niall: hope my kisses made kept ur arse alive longer :)
niall: btw i'm 20 how old r u ?
niall: and i really hope ur not under 18
niall: that'd be awkward
unknown number: i knew you were a pedo
unknown number: i'm 40 happy ?
unknown number: jk
niall: u scared me there
niall: but wAIT does that mean ur under 18
niall: oh shit
niall: now that i thought we had something going on here
niall: we cant be together stranger sorry
niall: i love u for life though
unknown number: tsk tsk
unknown number: don't wanna risk anything for our love ?
unknown number: ur a bad boyfriend
niall: ur a bad girlfriend
niall: what's ur bd though ?
niall: mine's september 13
niall: which sucks
unknown number: first of february
unknown number: i expect gifts
niall: does my cóck count as a gift to u ?
niall: if so, there u go
unknown number: u pedo
niall: but u love me stranger
niall: admit it
unknown number: ok i love u
unknown number: potatoes. i love u potatoes ur my life
niall: i hate u
unknown number: :)
niall: i gotta go now stranger goobye !! xxx
unknown number: bye niall x
niall: kiSSES YAY
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depressed texting ✧ narry (slow update)
Fanfictionin wich harry is depressed and niall tries to cheer him up. © all rights reserved to danisnotontop. this is just a rewrite of her fiction.
