"Twinkies!" Exclaimed Jyabra.
"Hohos!" Shouted Fukurou, as he glared at Jyabra.
"Listen you over-sized freak, Twinkies are better than Hohos, end of discussion."
"Well you're wrong there, Beardy, Hohos have cream filling, they're waaaaay better than Twinkies!"
"Excuuuuuuse me Zipper-Lips, but Twinkies also have cream-filling, so HA HA! "
"Well at least Hohos are chocolate flavored, Twinkies taste like dirt!" and with that being said, the Twinkie/Hoho war had begun. Fukurou pulled out a Hoho, and threw it at Jyabra. It missed, just barely, and hit me square in the chest.
"Hey watch it, you got food all over me!"I said angrily. The two looked at me like two pouting four-year-olds. I rolled my eyes, and went to watch the food battle from a safe distance. I waited behind the kitchen counter, where I could have at least gotten out of the line of fire if things got too out of control. Kumadori and Nero were crouched down beside with me, sharing a large bowl of popcorn as they watched the "action" unfold.
"Twinkies Twinkies TWINKIES!" exclaimed jyabra as he smushed a Twinkie in Fukurou's face.
"Ewwww, bleh, that's disgusting! You asked for it!", and with that, Fukurou grabbed a handful of Hohos, and threw each one at Jyabra's face. When Fukurou finished his brutal onslaught, Jyabra was coated in chocolate cake and cream filling, and he looked about as angry as Spandam did whenever we used up all the hot water in the shower.
After the Twinkie/Hoho war was over, the Tower of Justice was a mess, and nobody was happy with the amount of money spent on Hostess snack cakes. Jyabra and Fukurou had to clean up the living room, but not without a little help from your's truly. Hundreds of snack cake lives had been lost that day, it was truly a dark day for both Hohos and Twinkies alike.
Eventually, the two worked out their snack differences, turns out, they both like Rocky Road ice cream. It was safe to say however, that neither one of them would ever be allowed to have a snack cake in the tower again.
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Tales From CP9
Fiksi PenggemarShouko Henderson is a retired CP9 agent retelling stories about the best and worst moments of her life as a CP9 agent. How will the gang react to seeing Dumb and Dumber? Will Spandam get a girlfriend? All of this, and more will be revealed. Disclai...
