AN IMPORTANT: You know the way in shit reality shows (or any reality show) there are scene cuts where a person is seated in front of a 'confession cam' and they're talking/gossiping about current events? Here's a link if that wasn't explained well: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConfessionCam
Anyways, those confession cam scenes are going to be in this chapter, which will make sense after reading, obviously. And for example, Taylor's confession cam will look like:
Taylor's C.Cam."T-Cat"
Just wanted to clear that up -R
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Karlie, Calvin Harris, Lady Gaga, The Blonde One, The Cool One, The Adorable One, Jennifer Lawrence, Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Marina, Ellie Goulding and Taylor Swift all agreed on a top of the range, blue rocket ship with epic flames painted on the sides.
They put on their spacesuits and prepared for lift off. The evil Lorde was now in space somewhere and it was up to them to bring her and the Eyeliner of Immortality back to Earth.
"Oh! Calvin Harris!", said Calvin Harris, raising a hand.
"Yes, we do need a name for our squad", said Taylor who was sitting in the pilot seat. "Any suggestions?"
"Space Sluts!", said The Blonde One.
"As3dd'gjh sh1sis wu'eorl", said Zayn.
"Calvin Harris!", suggested Calvin Harris.
"Ooh, I like that", said Lady Gaga. Calvin blushed and shrugged.
"We need a name that sounds heroic. A name that really lets the world know who we are and what we're here for", said Karlie in the passenger seat.
Everyone fell silent as they had a good think about a really heroic name.
"The Flying People In Space", said The Adorable One.
"YEAHH", everyone cheered in agreement.
Everyone was then told to buckle up because it was time to blast off into space. Seat belts were fastened and Taylor checked her mirrors.
"Anything behind me?", she asked.
"Just the ground", said Karlie.
After a countdown from ten, the rocket ship began its lift off. It slowly pushed its way into the atmosphere and after a while, The Flying People In Space had triumphantly made it into the universe.
"I think I left my lights on", said Taylor.
"On the skateboard?", said Karlie.
"Yeah"
They flew about for a bit, looking around for Lorde and playing board games to pass the time.
"Where could she be, I wonder", said Ellie Goulding with a frequency stabiliser built into her helmet.
"That is the question", hummed Taylor, driving with one hand on the steering wheel.
Suddenly, a strange looking planet came into view ahead of them. It was bright purple and very glittery like Julia Robert's smile. Or Kesha's soul.
"Let's scope this out", said Taylor and flew the rocket ship towards the planet.
They landed and had a look around. The ground was dry and earthy. Many trees, plants, and other various wildlife surrounded the planet.
"It smells like my meat dress down here", said Lady Gaga.
"Yes, there is quite an unpleasant odour", said Ellie Goulding. "What could it be?"
