Luke and Michelle were walking around town. They went to the bakery that Harry styles worked at. "What you want fat emos", asked Harry very politely. "OMG", Luke screamed as pointing to a cinnamon roll. "That is the most beautiful cinnamon roll I ever seen". Luke grabbed the cinnamon roll and threw $400 dollars at Harry. ( because Luke's really rich and he's gots the money ) He stabbed Michelle with a guitar pick. ( If u don't get it Michelle's Michael but it's funny that way right) Luke shoved the roll up his ass and he ran away ( more like waddled cause there was a fucking cinnamon roll up his ass) that's how he got the nickname luke is a penguin.
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