HI GUYS! So it's been a while. But whatever.
ADDITION TO DRAMATIS PERSONAE
Matt: J's gay best friend. Yes, he's so gay he got into an all girl's school. He likes to hang around with us sometimes. Most of the time he's too popular.
At the sports field. We thought after so long you deserved a new location.
J: *interrupting M's rant about the school musical. Fame, if you cared to know* Ugh. It's sunny, and we have to do sprinting. Sunbathing should be a sport.
M: Shut up, J. Dishonour on you. Dishonour on your family. Dishonour on your cow!
J: My cow.
C: J doesn't have a cow.
M: I know that. But I do. Ha. Or I did. Did I tell you about the time when my cow...
J: Yes. On multiple occasions.
C: You didn't tell-
J: You don't want to finish that sentence, C. It's a long story that's involved Anne Hathaway at least twice.
M: That's not true.
J: *raises eyebrows*
M: I'm going to tell Miss Clonebuk about it (note from J: I anagramed her name. Challenge: what is our PE teacher's real name?!)
C: You do that.
M: Miss Clonebuk!
Miss Clonebuk: *reading a register* M, is M here?
M: YES! Can I tell you about my cow?
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The locker room. We just found out parts for Fame. J got Serena, P got Mr Myers, M got... ensemble. M is obviously taking the piss of her epic failure. Matt got Nick to only his surprise.
M: I've drawn a diagram of my role in Fame! *shows stick figures of J and Matt singing and her on the floor worshipping them*
Matt: I can't believe they cast me as Nick. I have to play the same part as May Zilee! (our school's resident pop star) I mean, listen to me! *bursts into "comedically" awful rendition of Let's Play A Love Scene - Reprise*
J: The way I know I really feel about you -
Matt: The way I know I'll always feel about you -
J: Why can't we -
Matt: Why can't we -
J&Matt: Why can't we TRY!!!!!!
Matt: *jumps J pinning her to the floor*
M: *bursts out laughing* What was that?!
Matt: It says "They kiss"!
J: *muffled from under Matt* So what, halfway through the duet, just splat?
M: I can't control my manly urges!
Señora: *walks past looking weirded out*
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Worst Comebacks In History
HumorThe misadventures of three intelligent teenagers who are almost always bored. In their Spanish lessons, anyway.
