Am I local?
Today I met a German, Herr lipp
He encouraged me to be vocal
Quite similar to Geoff TippsSome would describe me as lonely
Others would say quite cheesy
I may go and see Tony
And might meet him at Luigi'sTubbs is a bit of a bimbo
Consume some special stuff, yum!
I'll get a job at Legz Akimbo
Before I become a Dole Scum.I have so much left to do
Time to sort out my life
Before I get taken by Papa Lazarou
Now he says "You're my wife"While I consider my self lazy
Edward has quite a breeze
I might stay in Roysten Vasey
After all, I'll never leave.
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Local Poetry
PoetryPoetry inspired from the great League of Gentlemen, Reece Shearsmith, Steve Pemberton, Mark Gatiss and Jeremy Dyson.