The Daily Orange

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The Introduction Section:

Every chapter in The Daily Orange will have a Quote Section, Law Section, Question Section, Definition Section, and Spotlight Section.  I will tell you otherwise if something changes.  If nothing changes this section will just have: Same today as always!  Okay?

P.S. I will only upload every day.  So don't ask for more.

Okay, now we can begin.

The Quote Section:

"Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine

      1. didn't work,

      2. didn't do what the expensive advertisement said,

      3. electrocuted the immediate neighborhood,

      4. and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it,

this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches."

~Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens~

The Law Section:

Ridiculous Laws In Utah:

1. Birds have the right of way on all Highways

2. It is illegal not to drink milk.

3. It's against the law to fish from horseback

The Question Section:

1. Do you like strawberry flavoring?

No.  I mean, it's okay, but it's not my favorite.

2. Have you ever pushed a door that said to pull? Or opposite: pulled when it said push?

I've done both.  The movie theater has a door that says pull and I always push it on accident. Sometimes my friends just watch people come and go and there's always a person that tries to push it open.  It's sooooo funny!

3. If you have a couch, what color is it?

BROWN LEATHER.  It's awesome!

The Definition Section:

1.a. Define the word Scrumptious:

Warm and cozy.  I know: I'm weird.

1.b. Actual Definition of Scrumptious:

Adjective:  Splendid or delectable. 

2.a. Define the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious:

Sorry, I don't know how to define this one!

2.b. Actual Definition of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious:

Adjective: Describing any quality that is so indescribable that you have no real word to describe it with.

3.a. Define the word family:

People you can go to with your problems, fears, and happy moments.

3.b. Actual Definition of Family:

Noun:  A group consisting of parents and children living together in a household.

The Spotlight Section:

And the lucky winner is...................

ColdFirePlace!

Go check out her stories: The Purple Alien, and Pathway to my Heart.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE:

I am expecting EVERYONE who reads this to comment.  That means that every read should have a comment.  Just kidding.  If you don't feel like commenting on The Daily Orange, you don't have to. :)

Just let me know if I should continue: thanks.