friends

PMSing

"Matty I'm bored!" Alice whines laying on the floor.
"Alice get up before my manager sees you!" I hiss, kicking the girl lightly. "Just go hang out with one of the others!"

"But Robin is on a date with some guy, Kat is babysitting and Gray is a douche so you are the only one left!" She says. I sigh.
"I'm working right now so I can't hang out with you. Go hangout with your other friends."
"I don't have any other friends!"

"Alice, please just leave." I beg. I really cannot be fired.
"Hey Matty, who is your girlfriend of the week?" Alice asks, ignoring my previous plea. Why is it someone always asks about my girlfriends!?
"Lizzie. Now please leave."
"But Matty-"
"No. Leave." I say sternly. She is really getting on my nerves. She frowns, gets up and walks to the dairy section.

As soon as she goes in, she comes out holding two cartons of milk. I look at her skeptically. Her blue eyes are ice cold and her pale fingers are holding tightly onto the milk cartons. Just as I'm about to ask what she is doing, she raises one carton above her head, and throws it to the ground. The plastic breaks and the milk is all over the ground. I start to yell but she throws the second one down.

Then, she calmly walks around the puddles of milk, walks up to me, hands me a ten dollar bill, and walks out. She must be PMSing.
"Parks, clean it up." My manager walks by not even giving me a glance. Curse you, Alice.

• • • • •

I ended up at Alice's house after my shift ended. I bought her a small thing of flowers, white tulips to be exact, and showed up at her front door. I said sorry and handed her the flowers. Then she smiled and punched me in the arm- very hard.

"You should know I fucking hate flowers." She laughs. She then let me inside and we sat around watching murder documentaries.
"If you could murder one person, who would it be?" Alice asks keeping her attention on the TV.
"Grayson." We say at the same time. We look at each other and smile.

We then proceeded to prank call our friends, but they knew it was us because we forgot about caller I.D. After many hours of joking around and watching stupid movies, everyone arrived and we partied.

Just kidding we just continued watching stupid movies.