Dan and Phil Parody of Welcome to the Black Parade

Welcome to the Phandom

When I was a youngin'

My YouTube suggestion showed, two guys with some fringe hair

I thought "one day, they'll get old, will they be the savior of the fangirls, the shippers and the trash?"

I thought "will they defeat the sadness and all depression, that piles up inside?"

WHEN I WAS A YOUNGIN' MY YOUTUBE SUGGESTIONS SHOWED

TWO GUYS WITH SOME FRINGE HAIR

I  THOUGHT "ONE DAY, THEYLL GET OLD, WILL THEY BE THE SAVIOR OF THE FANGIRLS, THE SHIPPERS AND THE TRASH?"

sometimes i get a, psychotic thought in me

other times i just have a [exsistential] crisis

and through it all, the whiskers and bananas

when they're done

we'll still watch them

[CHORUS]

We are phan trash

we are phan trash

and when its all gone i believe 

there'll still be all of us

we are phan trash 

we are phan trash

and my heart i believe that

they will always be there

the Phandom still slayin'

in the the Phandom, you get hooked from all your dignity

our weirdness will take over us all

so join it now, and don't get out

praise them loud and clear

we're in it til' the end

we are phan trash

we are phan trash

and though we're broken and 'bit crazy

dan and phil are our lives

on and on, we'll still be huge phan-girls

foooorrreeeverrr

cat whisker-fied faces of your peers

forrreeeverrrrr

look me in my eyes and stroke my glabbeeeelllllaaaaa

they do it all, they always make us laugh

because to me, they will be my world

they wink at us, our ovaries just died

we want more Phan, we want them to marry

i can't explain, they're just amazing

i have no shame, I'm gonna strut my phan-girl heart

make a squeal, over their eye contact

the two dorks, that have changed our lives

not just two guys, who blog about their life

PHAN

GIRL

TRAAASHHH

we are phan trash

we are phan trash

and though we grow, believe me

they'll be a part of us

we are phan trash

we are phan trash

and though we're broken and 'bit crazy

these two guys are our lives

on and on, we'll still be huge phan-girls

because to me, they will be the world

they wink at us, our ovaries just died

we want more phan we want them to marry

on and on, we'll still be huge phan-girls

because to me, they will be my world

they wink at us, our ovaries just died

we want more phan, we want them to marry