Ask Away! (A FNAF Night Guards Q&A Book)

It's Time To Parteh (Boii)

Me: *bursts door open*

Ay Betches

Everyone: Wut?

Me: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Everyone: AAAAYYY *hugs me*

Me: Too *cough* Tight

Everyone: *let goes*

Brist: Ay m8 u iz back

Me: Let's get this shet started.

Mike

Mike: Oi

Me: I-

*doorbell rings*

*opens the door*

Cookie: Hai

Me: *gasp* oh hai m8

Everyone: Hi!

Me: Welcome to the crew :>

Vincent: Where Murders and Rapes happen :)

Cookie: Uhh... *sweating* Alrighty then...

Jaleon: Let's start.

*broken record plays*

Brist: *wheezes and wakes up* Wait a minute 

*looks at the calendar*

Hwoleh shiz it's 2016

Mike: HAPPEH NEW YEA-

Vincent: Hoi It's March

Everyone: *horrified*

Me: *bursts door open*  GOYZ HOLY FRUK

Everyone: J!!!

Me: I have something to tell :,<

Me is sad

Jeremy: Nu :(

Me: *clears throat*

Don't cri plez...

I'm gonna leave the FNAF Fandom

...

Everyone: *gasp*

Mike: WHAT NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT

Vincent: YOU CAN'T-

Fritz: LEAVE US-

Jeremy: IN THIS BOOK-

Phone Guy: DISCONTINUED

Me: Omg Guys you're giving me Undertale spooks here

Everyone:...

What's Undertale?

Me: Uh...

A New Fandom I joi-

Mike: Wait... *in shock*

Jeremy: Y-you... replaced  us?

Me: What no I can't do that.

I love ya all as friends I-

Vincent: Shush *covers my mouth sadly* :(

Fritz: Me is sad :(

Mike: It's always like that... Once you're done using it... you'll just leave that behind and go on...

It's always like that.

Phone Guy: People come... and people go

Mike: ...

Jaleon and Cookie: ...

Fritz: Kinda true... what Mike says...

Mike: There's always that one thing that will always replace us... what? because it's more unique? More fun?

Jaleon: *whispering* Oh noez

Me: ...

Vincent: You're a dick, ya hear me?

Mike: Now... Just leave us in this book. Press Finish, we'll be fine, or Delete this shit, we'll be all gone.

People will read this book over and over, until the Fandom is Dead. It's what we all do.

Jeremy: Mike be quiet

Mike: I'm just being real here.

* walks out*

Fritz: Hey wait! *follows*

Vincent, Phone Guy Jaleon and Cookie: *follows them too*

Jeremy: ...

Brist: ...

Delete the book?

Me: *sigh*

No...

He's right.

They're all right.

Brist: It's not you're fault for not continuing this book.

Me: *shame*

Jeremy: Just tell us if you're ever gonna... *sigh*

If you'll ever  love us with that same amount you did a while back... 

Tell us if you got ahead of yourself back.

You're not the person that we know...

What happened?

*slowly walking away*

Me: :(

Brist: What now?

Me: Hmm...

I don't know anymore

*pressed Finish*

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HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

IT'S GIVING ME FEELS ;-;

Damn man, it's my fault for leaving the Fandom *slaps myself*

Now I feel bad

and why the heck would I finish dis book

I'm stupid ;-;

I WILL MAKE AN ENDING DON'T WORRY

BEFORE I FINISH THIS BOOK

Sorry for not doing your requests I frickin' apologize