>be 7 years old
>fapping in bed after a month of no fapping
>realize I had homework
>went downstairs to get homework and went back up
>fapped and did homework at the same time
>finish homework like a champ
>finish like a champ onto homework
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>lazy as fuck so I don't clean homework
>hands it in to teacher next day anyways
>teacher calls parents
>parents, teacher and I have meeting
>fap in front of them to prove dominance and superiority to stop teacher from getting me expelled, as I am asian and need to become doctor
>finish like a champ onto their faces
>boomheadshot.jpg
>they congraduate me
>get nominated for nobel prize
>fuckyeah.jpg
