Dear Allison

September 22 2017

Hello volunteer,

First I would like to thank you for being an idiot. If you weren't one then I would not have you to talk to, even if you are replaceable. It's easier for me to stick with one person so try to understand that I did not mean to insult you; I was merely expressing my bad side so that you know the worst.

They gave me a sheet that you wrote about yourself. Do you always give away information easily?
" Allison Thelma Adler : 17 ;Birthdate: December 12 1999"
Yet another person older than me. They always are.
It also says that you like cats and not dogs, bushes rather than trees, and that you dislike authority. I cannot blame you. Authority is really an ass when you're 17. Not quite an adult yet.
Like me you are an introvert and rather shy. Unlike me you are kind with a thick skin; I am unkind.
I can't imagine what possessed you to give me your time, if I've still got it. Not everybody gives their address to another teenager miles away from where you are. I certainly wouldn't.

Anyway. The backside of the sheet explains what I am supposed to do, which is to tell you about my life. There is not much to tell; I'm not very interesting.

My name is Jeanette Dupuy. I live in Newton Massachusetts, which you already know. I live with my mom and dad and brother, Daniel, all of whom are idiots.

My mother is thin, like me, but the resemblance stops there. She has short hair the color of dirt. She has grey eyes and a round face. Of my two parents she is my favorite.

My brother takes after her, besides being large. He's not fat, starving in fact, but he seems to gain weight easier than my mother and I. Many people actually think that he is attractive, but he really isn't. No one in my family is attractive.

I suppose my father could have once been attractive, actually, but he smokes and drinks and gambles too much. He has a square jaw and a crooked nose that becomes more crooked each week after he makes new "friends". He is tall, about 6'4", and his rough skin is riddled with numerous tattoos of religious connotations. Ironic isn't it?

I'd say that out of all my family my father is definitely my least favorite.

So, is that enough for a letter? I can't see any of the other kids', but some have stopped writing. I guess this is the best that you're going to get.

Sincerely,
Jeanette

Okay, how was that? It is very similar to a story that I wrote under a different name on watt pad ( also called dear allison) so I am only copying myself. I'm not very good at writing but I'll try to not fail horrendously;)