"Ew my tiddy hurts" Stupid fucking Paill CUMplains
"Jizz man shall help hold on let me call him, I think his number is on speed dial" I sardines
*Calls Jizz man* [Voice in the backround yelling] "Yeah hey, can you help my friend, Satan. She kinda has this anal issue and I think she's cursed, oh yeah you can help. Thanks, see you when you get here!!!!!!"
*Walks back up to you* "He's on his way now" I smile happily, prud of mys3lf
*sits next to you* All he said was to not heal your boob yourself, he said he would
//5 minutes later\\
*Knocking on the door* "Who the fuck is it now?" I screm
*Goes over to door* [My voice in the backround voice again] ITS JIZZ MAN!!
*Angry screams and a thump in the backround*
*Jizz man walks up to you, sitting in my chair*
[Nastay voice] Hello Paul.. I've come here for you Ripley. I'm thrusting my spine for you Paul!!!!~~~~ ;);););)););););)
"Oh, uh can you not do that thank"
"I luv u Panis :):):):))::)):):):):):))" jizzy man sid
"I luv u 2222222222" paul wheezes
((I'll write more if this chapter gets 10 reads, please kill me))
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