Why do we say we drink drinks but can't food food?
Really I don't understand, I say we ought to start fooding food! And that's not what she said......to you. Comment if you agree we should all be fooding food, aye or nay.
OK so, today I had a mind blowing intervention. Wiz khalfi is racist. Follow me just for a second.
So we are going through a dying forest, you would think it is winter the way the dead trees look, but it's the middle of a blazing hot summer. You're running, crunching dead leaves under your feet. But that has nothing to do with Wiz khalia.
I have come to the conclusion that Wiz khlifa is rasist for this very reason of his song title. Remember his song Black and yellow? What is black I ask you? Black is a race and not the kind that you run, and what do you think of when you see the color yellow? Pee of course!!! Wiz khalifa is encourageing his listeners to pee on blacks. Not cool Mr. K. I bet you would add two more k's you horrid man Wiz
OK crap I'm sorry I seemed to have forgotten to introduce myself. I'm a 17 year old in a erratily strick family.I have gotten grounded for two weeks from my phone, tv, friends, ( not the show even though I love it) and my beloved game boy color because I ate a churo. I have a half African American sister so I like to and tell poeple I'm half black( even though I'm white as milk) which brings me to a major problem that no one wants to address so I'm am going to.....
here I go.........
Goats really don't give milk.
Another problem, everyone's always worried about race, and who is offending who. Omgosh please just stop.
Don't stop reading though, please I beg of you! Let me get just one moral thing clear before I move on, we are all the same inside...... red. God made us all equal and in his image so stop getting ma or offended.
Dang I'm preaching my foot starting stomping and whatnot. But back to the important thing, my life
So I was wandering my town, the sandstone center of the world ooo little Amherst, with my tall, skinny, punk kind of looking, skinny jean wearing cousin who oddly resembles a garaf and with my 99 percent Purtarican 1 percent Irish best friend. We were discussing the important topic of wenis(the skin on your elbow), did you know by the way that you cannot feel on that part of your skin? I've licked many wenises in my day without people knowing. Wait.........how many people have licked my wenis? Ogolly. OK, of track.
Me, my Cuz , and my best friend were walking down the street when we were meeted with screams of a younger girl in her 20's yelling and grappling with some guy who had her in a head lock. My Cuz and my best friend being the heroes they are quickly walked past avoiding the couple and avoiding contact. But I, being my placid self puffed up my chest ready to resolve this issue unlocking my inner Pocahontas start to go over there when some blond kid in all baege ( probably a sibling) started yelling and cussing at me to mind my own buiseness at the top of his lungs and for me to leave right away. So I did the only sensible thing a person can do when faced in this kind of situation, I offered him my Dr. Pepper because no one can be mad and drink a dp at the same time....
Yes go a head and say it....I'm stupid, I know what the heck was I thinking.
Not taking me up on my offer, he continues to scream with while the girl and guy are still going at it in the backround. So I walk away but o no, there is no way I'm finished. I dial 911 and tell them " Its not a real emergency but can you have cop do a drive by to make sure everyone is OK?"
"OK sir what's the address" She replied.
" I think its 1030 Malay ave."
So I hang up and 10 sec later two s.u.v cop cars and one normal cop car go 90 miles per hour down the street and swerve Into a driveway.......the wrong driveway..........I told them the wrong address.
Crap
Signed, The ideal 911 Caller
Yes I used bold underlined and slanted...ha
