~ * another guy asks tris out * "I HAVE A *bleep* BOYFRIEND!"
* guy cat calls tris * "Back off I have a BOYFRIEND! And he can kick your BUTT!"ALRIGHT WE GET IT SHE HAS TOBIAS GAHD! Just gotta rub it in don't you -.- .
~ ' I throw on a matching cover up for my bathing suit. Just cause I have 36C cups and my hips are a 43 doesn't mean I want people looking at me.
... Da heck? Are you sure you don't? Cause it seems you're flaunting it honey. Just a tad 👌🏻.
~ "hello" Tobias said "oh hey" I said "how are you" he said with a smile "great! How are you" I said back
Do you know what I'm getting at here?
There are other words out there besides "said" ya know.
Example:
Blurted
Boasted
Continued
Croaked
Delayed
Forced
Flaunted
Gushed
Hushed
Imitated
Joked
Laughed
Moaned
Nagged
Pushed
Ranted
Sang
Tantalized
Uttered
Wished
Yawned.
See! Not that hard.~ I awoke in the hospital again and tried to remember what happened. Then it hits me.
Flashes of Eric cutting my arm and me passing out.Oh yeah. Her 4th time in the hospital in 10 chapters. For THE dumbest reasons. The author obviously tried to make it dramatic and failed. Miserably.
~Tobias and I walk out of the room wearing our cute matching outfits and walked down the stairs hand in hand to the training room for the initiates.
*cringes* matching outfits? Really? And in my mind they'd want to hide their relationship from the initiates so they didn't seem to have a weak spot ya know?
~ As soon as I sit down I burst into tears. Im such an idiot I think to myself. I start sobbing uncontrollably.
Girl I thought you were dauntless. Woman up a bit. Just stop. Stop crying all the time. You're tough as nails remember?
~ *tries dauntless cake for the first time* * stands up on the table and does a hula dance and screams* "OH MY LANTA THIS IS SO GOOD! SWEET MOTHER OF STRAWBERRY TARTS WHY DIDNT YOU GUYS TELL ME THIS WAS SO GOOD!"
I sadly can't say anything about this because I could see myself doing this. I mean c'mon. It's cake. Who wouldn't.
(Btw "sweet mother of strawberry tarts" is a saying that I made up in my brain based off of some fan-freaking-tastic books called the selection series. READ THEM! READ THEM NOW!
Love you Kiera 😉)
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