I was gobbling up a whole pot of ice cream and watching Pokemon. That's when my mother barged in, a sweet smile on her face. I was caught red-handed watching Pikachu battle. "Pikachu, I choose you!" The T.V shouted and my mom threw me a 'seriously?' kind of look. I stuck my tongue out and I continued to stuff my face with vanilla ice cream. Mom took the T.V remote and paused the show. She had something in her mind, and I knew it.
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"Mom."
"No."
"Mom."
"No."
"Mom!" I fell on my knees as I begged her. "Please, don't!"
"I'm sorry sweetie, but you'll have to do it." She replied me as she picked up the laundry basket and cheerfully walked to the machine. She stuffed the clothes in the machine and splattered washing powder everywhere. I pouted like a child and kept bugging her to let me have my summer off. "I'll cook." I told her "now that's an offer my mother would never reject.." I smiled and sent her a thumbs up. She sighed and shook her head sideways silently. "I'm sorry sweetie, but you're 16 now, you need to grow up and get a job to help your mommy out." The sounds of the machine made it quite difficult to hear, but I managed to listen.
"Mom..! Maybe you should turn the machine off, we're basically in a serious mother-daughter important conversation..!" I shouted, she placed her hand on her ear as a sign for me to speak up, but I flicked the machine off and sighed. "Please mom, l just want this summer to be about beaches, fun, friends and shopping!" I told her, frowning. "Honey, you're going to that camp and that's final."She pointed THE finger at me and walked off. Alright folks, clap your hands together for... The evil mother who wants her 16 year old daughter to get a job and not spend her marvellous summer with all her friends and shopping! Woot, woot! Tune in next week for... "Mamma Bear Goes RAWR!" Thank you, thank you.
Maybe i'll find a way to sneak off and have my summer fun..
"Oh, and honey, you'll be needing to put up your alarm clock to wake you up at 3 o'clock in the morning, I've arranged a cab since I knew you would sneak off and not get one." Damn it, she knew what I was going to do. I laughed "oh no mom, you must be sick or something.." I shook her by the shoulders and examined her. She gave me a serious look and slapped my hand away. "Mom, seriously, what kind of ass wakes up at..." I paused as she threw me a death glare, demanding I do not go on. "Yup, I'll get ready.." I bit my lip and ran upstairs.
I picked up a small white purse and stuffed a few clothes in it. My mom flung the door open, again. "Mom, when will you stop doing that? My door is already breaking down." She had her arms behind her and seemed to have something right behind her. "Annabear, you're going to need a much bigger bag." She pulled out the object behind her, it was a cute Winnie The Pooh suitcase. And guess what, to piss me off even further, Pooh was there, smiling at me and slobbering his lazy ass with honey. "I'm too old for that mom, it's cute, but for babies." I sent her a glare since I knew she bought it to embarrass me. She walked away with a big smile on her face and shut the door, I heard her laugh her butt off in the hallways. It sounded like she was a psycho hyena in total constipation. I giggled at the sound.
After folding for hours, my legs were stinging in pain for because of standing up and my suitcase was completely filled. Turns out, the suitcase fit my whole closet in it! Yay mom! (Note the sarcasm) I slumped on my bed and took my pot of vanilla ice cream, it had melted and looks like it has also been turned into hot vanilla. (Get it? Hot chocolate, hot vanilla? Alright, I'm gonna stop now..) I set play to my T.V as I watched Pikachu kick ass! Finally!
I heard the doorbell ring and I ran down the stairs, sliding the door opening and smiling to the pizza man. "Hey..." I looked at the man's name tag " Rosy? " I tried hard not to laugh. He was a man with a name tag that said 'Rosy'. Wow. I placed my hand over my lips to hide my smile as the man zipped open his man-purse and handed me the box. He gave me a grumpy death-glare. I slapped the money on his hand and shut the door. He swore loudly and screamed "My nose!"
I laughed my butt off and opened the pizza box, taking a slice and plopped myself down on the couch. My mom came to join me along with Sammy. They both stuffed pizza up their mouths and drowned themselves in coke. I was disgusted, but that's my family, join the group, or die. Mom was laughing and eating with her mouth open as our favorite show came on. Sammy would fill his face up with pizza and kept laughing. My mom shot him a glare. "Sammy! Don't laugh with food in your mouth!" she scolded him, spitting pizza everywhere. Typical mom and her disgusting table manners. I bet your mom doesn't do that.
Friday was basically my family's pizza day. We would all sit down in the living room and fill ourselves up with pizza and coke. So it happened every week. Alright, everbody! This is the animal planet show! Today, we will be viewing one of the most extinct animals on earth, 'Bad Mannered Moms!' Tune in everyweek for a nice view of them spitting up pizza and gobbling it up! ( We are not responsible for any nightmares or illnesses this show might cause. ) Thank you!
Welcome to MY life.
After that, I had to go to sleep since I had to wake up at 3'o clock tomorrow. Goodbye, sweet, sweet, summer..
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A.N/ The girl on the side is Annabel!
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