100 Days with my Perfect Boyfriend

Ch. 10: Shopping date?!

I was about to yell to that person when I looked up and saw the face of that person.

I stared at the latter startled.

"Ikaw?!" I yelled.

Sino pa ba?

Ang "boyfriend" kong si Red.

"Oh, ang girlfriend ko pala ito!" he said, smirking.

"Anong ginagawa mo dito? At kailan ka pa naging stalker huh?!" I asked.

Seriously, parang mushroom lang ang lalaking ito na bigla na lang sumusulpot kung saan. Bigla na lang din siyang sumulpot sa buhay ko eh.

Ha bitter ko lang~

He waved his hands in the air, "Okay, okay! No need to yell!"

He sighed. "Masama bang mamiss ang girlfriend ko?"

I rolled my eyes at him.

"I'm not buying that reason Mr. Montenegro."

He sighed again,

"Okay, na-bored na ako sa kakabilang ng mga bra at panty mo sa walk in closet mo eh so I decided to follow you."

"WHAT?!" I slapped his arm hard.

"ARAY! EUNICE! BABALIAN MO BA AKO NG BUTO?!" he said while rubbing his arm.

"PERVERT! BASTOS!" I yelled.

Grabe lang ah! BASTOS!!!!

He chuckled. "Sorry, okay! Stop yelling nasa grocery kaya tayo. Pinagtitinginan na tayo ng mga tao."

I looked around us. Oo nga tama siya.

Siguro iniisip nila kung bakit sa grocery pa namin napiling mag-away. At take note! Ang iisipin ng lahat: "Nakakahiya naman na pinag-aawayan pa nung dalawa ay yung pagbibilang nung boyfriend nung babae ng bra at panty niya!"

Aghhhh! Nakakahiyaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Suddenly Red grabbed my cart tapos nilagay na niya yung chocolate dun. Then he started to push it forward.

"Hoy! Anong ginagawa mo?"

"Let's buy some groceries for you--este for us," he said, smiling.

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?" I commented, sulking.

"Hahaha, more than you can imagine."

***

"Uhmm, let's see..."

Red and I started our search for some items. He's leading our grocery shopping.

"Tell me Red, nakapag-grocery ka na ba dati?"

He stopped looking around at tumingin sa akin.

He shook his head, "Nope. Ikaw, nag-grocery ka na ba with your past boyfriends?"

I bit my lip. Why do you have to be so blunt, Red?

I just shook my head. Ang awkward lang para sa akin sagutin yung tanong niya.

He smiled. "At least, I'm your first," he said, innocently.

Then we proceeded in our shopping.

I smiled. Sometimes ang contradicting talaga ng lalaking ito. He can be a pervert at times pero he can be as innocent as a child sometimes.

"Ano pa ang kulang dito?" he asked me.

"Wala pa tayong tinapay."

"Oh, oo nga!" he said while clapping his hands.