Dan Howell Imagines ••

You Buy Condoms Together (Request #6)

Hey! Luckily everything's getting a little bit better, but sadly I still need a lot of stuff for school, and life likes to keep me busy! Thank you for understanding everybody!! Here's a very funny & very very CUTE AND FLUFFY THE FEELS WERE REAL WITH THIS ONE imagine. (One of my favourites that I've written so far). Hope you like it!! Feel free to comment!!
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Imagine....

You & Dan have been dating for 7 years now. You live together (with Phil) and are both the 3rd most subscribed channel(s) on YouTube. Life is perfect for you two right now. You couldn't be happier.

You just finished filming a video with Dan playing Cards Against Humanity. You are both still high from all the laughter that ensued. You both still thought the "Will Smiths Rapping Career" was the funniest card. Dan has been flirty all through the video too, touching your thighs, winking, and biting his lip every once in a while. You can't help but flirt back. By the time you're finished, you're both horny.

"Well. Hope we didn't just offend you all." You say laughing, Dan joining you and leaning forward (like he does when he laughs. The feels asdfsgshdg). "Bye guys!!" You say clicking the camera off.

You sigh loudly. You're both so hyper. You crawl back on the bed and lean on the backboard. Dan joins you sitting beside you. You lean on his chest.

"That was so much fun. We're going to loose so many subscribers" you say, feeling Dan's chest rise frantically as he laughs.

"That was definitely tons of fun. We should make videos together more often" He says, leaning down to slowly kiss you on the lips. He pulls back after and you can't help but smile. You blush and hide your face in his shirt.

"It's not fair. That you still give me butterflies and we've been together for so long."
You feel Dan lift your head up and kiss you again, gently, lovingly. Showing you that he feels the same.
You sit up with each leg on each side of him, straddling him. You both just look at each other in the eyes, not needing to talk, just enjoying the love in the air that you can both feel. Dan brings his hand up and puts a strand of hair behind your ear. You hold his hand and play with the promise ring he has on his left hand, looking at your matching one. You can feel Dan's eyes studying you, wanting to stay in this moment forever. You finally look up, and slowly lean down to kiss him.
Both your eyes closed, you're about to make contact, wanting his soft lips, that fit like they were made for yours, when you hear Phil yell "DINNERS READDY".
You both open your eyes and look at each other.
"What a cock-blocker sometimes" Dan says, earning a giant giggle fest from you.
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During dinner (which was delicious Salmon Burgers and a pesto aioli and kale chips), Dan can't help but keep his left hand on your thigh the whole time. Eventually, just as you both finish up, his hand is almost at the waistband of your leggings. You suddenly get up, earning a puppy dog face from Dan. You just laugh as you put the dishes in the dishwasher. Suddenly you feel Dan grab you by the hand and drag you saying "Need help editing the video".
As Dan drags you up the stairs you can't think of why the video is so important.

You get to your bedroom and hear Dan close the door, and he pushes you up against the wall, putting both his hands on either side of your face, kissing you aggressively. You like it.

You put your arms around his neck as his hands venture down to grab and feel your butt (you are wearing leggings ;)) . You love how he feels you up, knowing he's usually respectful, but right now, he can be as dirty as he wants.

He grabs your legs up, wrapping them around his waist. He carries you to the bed, laying you down as he hovers above you.

"Lets get jiggy with it" He says, bursting out into laughter after. He sits down, unable to contain his laughter. And you, you're clutching at your stomach, laughing so hard tears are coming out. "I still love that card" you say between sobs. After you've both settled down Dan continues from where he was.
he's hovering over you, and surprises you when he suddenly leans down and kisses you, only to be followed by his hand riding up your legs. You love it when he does that, feels your legs up and down before getting into it.
You both get into the kiss, getting hungrier and hungrier. Eventually you're undoing his belt, as he slips his pants off and he slides your shirt off. he sits down, letting you sit up, both of you still into the kiss.

Knowing what's coming next, Dan reaches behind you into the night stand, and moves his hand into the top drawer.

Suddenly he stops kissing, and pulls away. Leaving you flustered and into the moment. You ask him "what's wrong?"

He just looks at his hand. You turn around and notice your top drawer (or condom drawer) is empty.

"Shit." You breathe. "We'll just have to go get some then"

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"Fuck" Dan says under his breath, as his zips up his pants, trying to conceal his boner.

"No. We can't 'fuck' until we go get some condoms' you say, giggling at yourself.

"I hope we don't look too flustered" Dan says and you both walk out of your room.

As Dan grabs his keys, and you both start to get your shoes on, he yells to Phil "just going shopping with (Y/N)"
Phil yells back "To get what?"
"Tampons" "toothpaste" You both say at the same time, trying to cover up what you're actual goal is. You both look at each other worriedly.
"We have a list of stuff to get. See you later!" You call as you walk out of the apartment.
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"Ultra thin?"
"Just like my hopes and dreams"
"Tingling?"
"Just like the spicy kale chips we had today"
"Ooh! Studded"
"Just like me"
You glare at Dan, but can't help but giggle at him.
"Dan hurry up, we have to pick one, otherwise I'll just go to bed when we get home" you say, crossing your arms.
"No no, we can't have that, now can we." He says, walking up behind you, kissing your head. You chuckle. Wouldn't that be the end of the world.
"Ok. This one. It's good enough." He says, picking up some "feather weight" Trojan ones.
"We can go now, and continue what we were doing" he says, spinning you around, leaning your foreheads together. You both lean in to kiss, but get interrupted when a worker (in her 50's) steps into the isle, stopping when seeing she's interrupted something.

You & Dan step back, both faces flushed with embarrassment.
"Uhm. These aren't for us" Dan stammers, immediately wincing at the hole he's dug himself into.
"It's a...gift..." You say, trying to help the situation. You juts made it worse.

"Uh huh. Of course" says the worker, grumbling, as she turns around to fix some boxes of pills on the other side.

"Let's go" Dan whispers. No need to argue there.
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You're both so embarrassed that you decided to do the 'self checkout', but of course, the barcode won't scan, so you end up having to call an assistant over, and of course, it's the lady from the aisle. You and Dan stand there in pure embarrassment, wincing as she scans the box of condoms through over and over again. The lady must think you guys are crazy, when she looks over at you two, and of course you both do very bad fake smiles, making you look like psycho paths. Finally it works.
"Thank you" Dan finally says when she's done.
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You both speed walk into the apartment, trying to follow the "plan" you two had made in the car, realizing you were too flustered to ask for a bag.
You both immediately run into your room, but you trail behind as you couldn't get your shoe off.

Of course, you, being the one holding the box, you run right into Phil as he comes down the stairs.
"Oh Uhm. Hi Phil" you say, hiding the box behind your back.

"Sorry for running into you". He then looks at you puzzles, knowing you're hiding something.
He opens his mouth, but you interrupt him before he asks.
"They're tampons. Extra absorbent. I'm just a little embarrassed. I'll see you around" you say, bolting up the stairs. You run into your room, quickly closing the door.

Dan stands up from his bed on the seat, walking towards you.
"What happened down there? I though you got lost"

"I ran into Phil, literally. Luckily he didn't see. I even said 'see you around'. Like really (Y/N)? We live in the same house"

Dan hugs you. You feel him kiss your head. "I'm so glad you survived"
"Dan. I didn't just survive a horror movie"you say chuckling. "Lol I'm ok".

He lets go, and looks at you in the eyes.
"Finally we can continue."
He leans down and kisses you bridal style. You put your arms around his neck, needing the way his soft lips fit perfectly with yours. Suddenly...

"I PUT A MOVIE ON!! COME WATCH IT GUYS!!""
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I AM REALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE!! I hope you enjoyed it as much as me, and will give it a vote!!! Also, please give me credit if using my imagines. Thank you :)
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Today's Recommend:
My FAVOURITE band 'Bastille'. Dan Smith's lyrics are so beautiful and touching. He really knows how to use words in a lovely way. I suggest you check them out!! (Check out their song 'Bad Blood' & 'Durban Skies'). But I love all of their songs from their album!! <333