So one night I was having a dream.it contained of my Xbox 360 Friends;MakaTheKidRS,PurpleFang10, And GirlyArcher03, and of course Me, PokeStar18 (we are all females btw :P).So In the Dream, the Others and I apparently go to high school together.We were apperently to other kids mentally Retarded.So we go to are english classroom and our teacher is apparently Jeremy Fitzgerald, the night guard from FNAF 2."H-hello Kids... Welcome t-to english Class."He Says Shyly.
I Whisper to Maka,Which Sat next to me,"He Stutters ALOT!"
"A-any one have any Q-questions???"Jeremy Spoke,Still stuttering.
I raised my hand, he points at me.
"Two things, why do you have a question mark as a face, and why do you stutter alot?"
His face became !!!
"U-uh well...um...lets just s-silently read..." Everyone pulls out a book.I pull out a copy of 'Crookedstar's Promise' (Good book should read it, its by Erin Hunter).Then out of nowhere, I Tomohawk the hard-cover book at his face,sending him to the floor (Sorry Jeremy Fans).me and the others run out the classroom and head for math class. (To be cont.)
When we got to math class, our teacher was Mike Schmidt.
"Ok you little F**kers, I dont care what seat you pick just sit the f**k down."
I quickly sit down,with Fang at my right,Archer at my left and Maka sitting next to Archer.I whisper to Fang
"Aggressive much???"She Nodded as response.
"Ok so do any of you have any questions?"Mike said.
I raise my hand and he points to me "Uh, can I call you mr.Sh*t?"I say.He gives me a death glare that I won't forget in a couple weeks,then he looks around the room for more questions.all of my friends looked to terrified to raise a hand.So mike proceeded to go to asking math questions.
"Ok kids how many f**ks do I give a day?"He Said.I raise my hand and picks me.
"0?"I responded
"CORRECT"Mike yelled.All of a sudden the bell rang.
"Well you little sh- I mean kids better be going to 3rd period."Mike said.we walked to history and Vincent was there,wearing a Maid outfit?
"Hello kids!"Vincent says creepily.we sit down and looked at each other with confused looks.
"So any kids got any questions"Vincent says.
Maka rasied her hand"Why are you wearing a maids dress?"
Vincent looked at her for a moment then simply replyed, saying
"Because its a free contry."he then asks Archer if she can answer a question,she replies with a yes,and Vincent asked this question "What were the events at Freddy's?" Archer said
"Vincent, you killed 5-"Vincent cuts her off
"THATS THE WRONG NUMBER OF KIDS I KILLED 6!!!"Vincent screeched at the top of his lungs and then puts a knife to her throat and threatens to kill her. I magically grab a needle and stab (I have no regrets) Vincent he has what seems to be a mini heart attack.then he gets up and tells me never to do that again.Then the bell rings and we apparently leave school together.
THE END (I have weird dreams)
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PokeStar's Dream
HumorHeres a Very Retarded Story about my dreams (I update when I have some funny dreams) First Story is that the fnaf security guards as teachers o.o'
