On most Sunday mornings
Mom: You wore that last week!
Brush your hair and do something with it!
Remember to put on a NICE jacket!
Put some make up on, you look like you just rolled out of bed!
Put on your church socks!
That shirt is too old, wear a new one!
You didn't brush your teeth well enough, go do it again!
Your shoes don't match as well as your black shoes, go change them!
Why aren't you wearing a slip?
Why am I the only one who cares what this family looks like?
Do you want the church to think we are trashy people? They will think so poorly of us!
Me: Mom... there are like 10 people in our red-neck church... I really don't think they care
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God's sense of humor
HumorA bunch of things I have come to realize that happens between me and God. I am Christian but I will try to make it as good as I can for my Jewish friends :)
