WARNING: THIS RANT CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE PJO MOVIES. Parts of this rant was censored because of crude language. Viewer discretion is advised.
Okay, like seriously. PJO Movies. The phrase itself is depressing. There should be life hazard warning on that movie, 'cause I like, nearly DIED watching that. And I screamed a whole lot. Like, seriously. There could be a whole Nova 2 hour special on how bad the movies were. Not kidding. First off, I'd like to begin by saying; if you watched the movies solely (and ONLY the movies), and declared yourself a PJO fan, let me tell you gurl. You better get you priorities straight 'cause you are NOT joining our fandom. #pjobooksforevah. And please, go read the books. Like, GODDAMNIT GO READ THE BOOKS NOT THE MOVIES 'CAUSE THE *CENSORED* MOVIES WERE *CENSORED* *CENSORED*.
Okay, my first rant is about Annabeth's hair. Or should I say, Alexandra Daddario's hair. Her hair was *CENSORED* BROWN IN THE FIRST MOVIE! Annabeth's blond hair is like, apart of her whole BEING! And I don't CARE if you say that they made Alexandra Daddario dye her hair blonde in the second movie, 'cause they did that in the SECOND. *CENSORED*. MOVIE. The damage was already done.
And OMG, like, I don't hate Logan Lerman or anything, but he was like, 18 when the filmed the first PJO movie. 18, people, 18! That's not how old Percy is! PERCY IS 12! IF THEY COULD GET 11 YEAR-OLD HARRY THEN THEY CAN GET 12 YEAR-OLD PERCY! COME ON! And Alexandra Daddario was like, 22 when they filmed the first movie (or something).
THEY MISSED SO MANY PARTS THOUGH, ESPECIALLY ARES! LIKE, WE HARDY EVEN HEARD FROM ARES, AND ARES WAS LIKE A HUGE PART. AND THEY DIDN'T DO THE ST. LUIS ARCH SCENE. THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS. UGH! AND WHAT'S UP WITH THAT LUKE SCENE IN THE END! THEY NEVER BATTLED LIKE THAT! I swear, I'm so mad. It's just, ugh. *CENSORED* And they missed out the love tunnel and ugh! I'm still so mad. And we never saw Dionysius. And what's up with that hydra scene? #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no. #no.
The second movie though, the second movie ended the whole thing all together. KRONOS! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?! AND THE PROPHECY! *CENSORED*. I swear, they better remake those movies or *CENSORED*. Ugh, I'm so done here. I'm probably gonna rant about this another time...
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