day one

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 today was one hell of day NOT! It was just like any other day I guess

* flash back to earlier*

"Fucking die bitches, fucking die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I forcefully scream at my TV .( BTW she is playing  rising dead 3 at the moment) "Dammit!!!! I hella died, Shit! smart-ass Zombies!!!! AUGHHHH!  "

I then walked over to my mini fridge ; well more like crawled over; I pull out a monster and lazily crawled back over to my, amazing, panda chair and literally chugged the Monster and soon passed out .

* flash back sponsored by candy

Yes, you are like damn she is a hot  mess ;true; but i am now awake at 4:00 PM.  man I woke up way to late but good thing my job is  singer.      surprise.......NOT. That is my dream but i am only a you tuber/viner.  today I am going to enter into the x-factor( puts on determined face ) 

time skip brought to you by a, salmon colored  hair ,dragon slayer

"  Sup Bro-skis, to day I will sing "Human" by Christina Perry (the video) after that. " Well tell me in the comments below if I should keep the song or ditch, well thanks for watching remember to support the charity at beds for kids down in Charlotte,NC. BYEEEEEEEEE," I finish  wow , I hope they like my song. After i finish editing my video I check the comments and about 78% of the commentators agreed that i should do "human". So after some time I decided to  fill out my application for the x- factor . After that I decided to eat some thing so i just called  jimmy johns and ordered a simple turkey tom with out the mayo. After maybe 10 minuets my food came and it was delicious Mmmmm. :) :) :) :) :) :)

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This is new to me so please do not hate well if you read this hope you like it ,thanks :)           ^-^ 

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