Fairy High : I DO NOT LOVE HIM (boyxboy)

Chapter 13: Lucy I know how

"I'm sorry...what did you just say?"

Lucy eyed Natsu wondering if what just came out of his mouth was her fujoshi mind playing a trick on her.

"Gray and I are officially dating. As in a couple." Natsu confessed to the blonde looking as red as a tomato.

"Wait. You were serious! Natsu you actually like dudes!" Lucy stared at his astonished.

'Did she like totally forget the point in my life where I was dating Jerxas or what?' Natsu thought to himself.

She definitely wasn't the brightest lightbulb out there but he loved her for it.
"Wow...I just thought you were kidding.. WAIT GRAY IS GAY!?!!" Lucy yelped again.

'Did she totally forget the science room incident too...?'

"Uh...yeah."

"And he likes you?" Lucy asked as if it was the most ridiculous thing she ever heard making Natsu even more pissed off.

"Yes. Yes he does."

Natsu sighed. Does she listen to anything he says?

He collapsed and relaxed on his bed while Lucy was still sitting and processing.

"Oh by the way Gray is coming over right now." Natsu slipped in.

"Now!?" Lucy whipped her head around and then smiled.
"Really? Right now?"

The pinkette glared at her.

"Yes so go home or hang out with Loke I don't care." Natsu used his feet to push on the blondes back.

"But I don't want to miss the hot boy on boy action!" She pouted.

Natsu's face flushed and retreated his leg immediately.

"THERE SHALL BE NO ACTION."

Lucy laughed. "Oh c'mon Natsu. All the gay couples I know have done it by now, in fact they are very active in that department.

"Well then they are all crazy."

Lucy was about to rebuttal but then held her tongue.

"Well I mean... Freed is pretty bold, and yeah Naru's a little hyper..."

"AH LEVI! Wait no never mind.." She counted on her fingers.

"I question the people you know." Was all Natsu said.

"Natsu do you even know how to have safe male sex?" Lucy asked changing the subject ENTIRELY.

"I am NOT have the sex talk with you."
He glared.

"But, said male friends have told me a few things since I asked don't ask me why just listen." 

Natsu was so not in the mood for this.

"Well apparently you have to prepare the male body for intercourse first, so what the seme's do is they stick one or two of their fingers on or in-"

"OKAY IVE HEARD ENOUGH" Natsu yelled desperately trying to stop her.

Lucy laughed. "But I bet you don't even know how to give a proper blowjob!"

"GAHH LUCY STOP"

"If you use your teeth Gray won't go hard!"

"Uh...guys..."

Both turned their heads to see Gray standing in the doorway.

Lucy had to contain herself from dying from laughter as she slowly stood up from the couch and made her way towards the door.

She patted Gray on the back. "Your going to steal him now right? Go steal him." She gave him a push.

The door shut leaving them alone in Natsu's room.

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"You do know how to give a blowjob ri-"

"YES I KNOW" Natsu screamed to shut him up. His face could not get anymore red.

"Oh..okay, good...that's a good thing.."

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Next chapter will contain smut so skip if that not your piece of pie :3

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