For all the people who decide to read this, this will be the book that I write random stories in when I can't sleep. So here goes for #1...
#1. Once upon a time there was an angel. This angel had fallen from heaven, but he had fallen so far that he landed in the Underworld. This caused him to have post-traumatic stress disorder (mood swings and stuff) so when he came upon the devil, the devil got quite confused when the angel asked for directions to get back to heaven. Long story short, the angel couldn't make it back up (because of his PTSD) and he lived eternally in the Underworld. (This is also why in movies and stuff the angel&devil appear on your shoulders, because they kinda work together but one is good and one is bad)
#2. Once upon a time there was a flower. This flower got pulled out of the ground one day, shoved in a vase with other flowers, and had water poured in around its feet. The only good part of its day was that someone looked at it and told it it was pretty. Then it was bored for a couple days and then it died. THE END. (Think about this when you buy flowers. How do THEY feel about it?!? STOP FLOWER ABUSE.)
