"Oh,okay,wooow,maby you shouldnt drink so much.I feel that you may be high?Or should be because there is no way youre a vampire honey" i said looking at this fine,fine specimin of man,who was definitely a man,a human man at that,clad in pair of tight dark jeans that hugged alllll the right places,
A dark blue T-shirt that showed off those delicious arms,beautifully sculpted chest that led right to that narrow waist....amongst other things
"Last i checked,i was definitely a vampire"
"Oh,okay,so you're a vampire like i'm straight?" I replied
"Jasper,im not human" he said,taking a step forward towards me
"Hold up there Mr slightly delusional and oh so fine"i said putting my hand against his chest,that fine,chiseled chest jasper,keep yo shit together,this god of a man is absolutely bat shit and you know what happened with the last crazy one "how exactly do you know my name?"
"I've been watching you for a while now Jasper,there's something odd about you,but i cant quite place it.Something that causes unrest in my kind."
"Thats just a little stalker-ish,and yet again,youre kind is my kind,there is only one kind,with the exception of Lana Del Ray,who is otherworldly and absolutely flawless"
"Fine,i'll show you" he said impatiently before his eyes went from vivid green to a swirling blue flecked with gold and a silver band running just around the pupil,his incisors elongated and a smell like nothing i had ever smelled hit my nostrals,a deep mixture of musk,and the forest after a thunderstorm and something sweeter?almost like burnt sugar
Dear lord he isnt human was all i had time to think before i blacked out
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Jesus my head hurts was all i could think over the extream pounding that was where my head was supposed to be
"Hello?the fuck am i" i said aloud taking in my surroundings
And i swear it was like stepping into something out of the hobbit,a circular room with books on every surface,i was lying on some comfy as fuck couch affair that was just my life at that point in time,in the one side of the room was a massive blazing fire
Dear lord,this is cliché vampire shit,i must be tripping balls....
"Ah,you're awake,good,i was worried you would never wake up" said a deep silky voice from a high backed chair by the fire
Really,villain much?this guy really does embrace cliché's
"Wheres Sarah?and the others!i need to leave,how long have i been out,and where the fuck am i?you cant just kidnap a bitch?people know me"
"Calm down,Sarah is fine,as are the others,they are safely at their homes,i made sure of it,as for you.Youre at my place"
"Where do you shop?Vampires are us?"
"So you finally believe me?"he asked,his deep voice resounding through my body
"Well you did go fifty shades of wack"i replied
"It was the only way i was going to convince you,short of suckin on your neck,which i wouldnt have minded"he said,running his fingers down my cheak and onto my neck,feeling my puls
Oh God,i hope sarah and the gang are okay
