If i Were Gay

here we are dear old friend

you and i drunk again

laughs have been had and and tears have been shed

maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

but if i were gay

i would give you my heart

and if i were gay

you'd be my work of art

and if i were gay

we would swim in romance

but i'm not gay

so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i dont care -i do

i just dont see myself in you

another time, another scene

i'd be right behind you -if you know what i mean

cause if i were gay

i would give you my soul

and if i were gay

i would give you my whole being

and if i were gay

we would tear down the walls

but i'm not gay

so wont you stop cupping my.. hand