The boy of my fangirl dreams

Chapter 8: Pie Fights and Battle Strategies

                 

After school, Adam, Kelsey and Tori came over to discuss our strategy. We had Barbies laying in front of us, one to represent each of us, along with one for Matt as well. We had planned to use them to help us visualize our revenge, but we had absolutely no ideas. Even though I knew it wasn't any of their faults for their lack of ideas, I couldn't help but get angry at them and everything else. Therefore, I made sure to keep my mouth shut, as to stay away from any snarky remarks that could result in the end of my friendships and my relationship in one day.

I heard the sound of the door opening and snapped my had in the direction to see Alex walking in with Andrew's little brother, Mark walk in and announce they were going downstairs to play x box. I heard the sound of their feet descending the stairs when halfway through, they suddenly stopped and began coming back up. Alex peered in through the basement door and called out, "By the way I saw Matt earlier, he said he's sorry about not eating with you by lunch. Something about not feeling well." He then ran back down the stairs, while I proceeded to be filled with rage.

That little fucking asshole cheats on me with one of my best friends, lies to me for the two best years of my life, and than has the nerve to give me that bullshit about "not feeling well." In a fit of rage, I picked up the doll representing Matt and tore the head off, throwing it to the wall.

Needless to say, everyone was quite taken aback by my outburst, aside from Tori who looked pleased, to say the least. I assume the same things were going through her mind. I heard someone clearing their throat and swiveled my head in the direction it was coming from, the door.

Andrew was standing in front of the door holding a pie, and looking beyond confused. "I came to give you this from my mom, but clearly you're busy. I can come back later."

I felt the blood rise to my cheek when I realized he had just seen my little outburst. I got up and took the pie from his hands, trying to hold on to what little dignity I had left. "Thank you." I said, walking toward the kitchen to put it away. I heard him following behind me, as I set I down on the counter.

"So, curly girly, why'd you rip off that Barbie dolls head before?" He asked.

"What did you just call me?" I asked through gritted teeth, turning away from slicing the  pie to face him completely.

"Curly girly. You know, because you're a girl and you have curly hair."He said.

I was not in the mood for stupid nicknames. I'm aware of the fact I was clearly over reacting but at that moment, anything and everything would piss me off. Andrew just happened to be the unlucky one at the receiving end. I picked up a slice of the pie and shoved it in his face.

I saw the shock flash across his face and had a moment of victory before feeling terribly guilty.

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me, I was just so mad about Matt and everything that I guess I took it out on y-" I was cut off by a slice of pie finding its way onto my face, and a victorious laugh emanating from Andrew.

"You little shit" I laughed, picking up the remaining pie and shoving it in his face. For some inexplicable reason we both ended up laughing instead of fighting. "I'm sorry, but that was amazing." I laughed, while getting paper towels to clean us up. "It's cool, I'm sorry too." He said, taking the paper towels from me and beginning to wipe off his face.

I guess the noise must have caught my friends and Alex and Mark's attention, because they all filed into the kitchen and were staring at us in utter confusion.

"Wow did you guys get a little messy having sex?" said Alex, ever the mature one. Clearly he was referring to the white pie all over our faces, and also thought he was hilarious.

"Good one Alex!" Mark said, giving Alex a high five. Andrew and I shared a look and gathered all the pie we could and shoved it in their faces, cracking up all the while. Eventually it ended in a full on pie fight, resulting in a 15 minute clean up. After everyone was all cleaned up, and changed into some borrowed close (Kelsey  and Tori from me and Adam from Andrew) I convinced Andrew to order the pizza he owed me, and invited him to join us in our battle plans.

We sat around the barbies, all in a much better mood than when we had started.  For the first time since hearing the news about Matt, I smiled and felt better than ever. All because of this Andrew kid. He'll make an amazing friend.

"Wait, so you've been sitting here for how long, with no ideas?" Andrew asked.

"An hour." Adam responded.

"And how do you have the patience to wait that long?" Andrew queried.

"We don't. Tori and Brooke aren't letting us leave." Kelsey complained

I shot a glare at her and she quickly covered up with, "I'm totally kidding, we're staying here because we're going to help her get back at this bastard. "

I smiled at her, and then turned to Andrew. "I don't suppose you have an idea?" I asked.

"Of course I do. Keep pretending you don't know. You tell him that your friend from fifth grade is here and she was telling you all about her boyfriend and they sound like they'll really get along. You think you should all go on a double date. You play it so he has no choice but to say yes and when he doesn't show up you ask him why. Either he comes clean or makes some dumb excuse and apologizes. In the event he apologizes, you tell him you forgive him and in order to show just how much you forgive him you want to fuck. You pull down his pants and pour iced coffee down 'em, and tell him off. Simple as that." He said, leaning back in his chair.

I stared at him, appalled by how quickly he was able to devise his plan.

"That's brilliant." Tori muttered.

"Yeah it's great and all but Tori barely does anything for it." I pointed out.

"I'm fine with that, He was your boyfriend for two years, I only dated him for a couple months when he visited his dad in California, and this summer. You should do it. "She said.

"You're welcome." Andrew said, just as the doorbell rang, signaling our pizza had arrived. 

Andrew got up to pay the pizza guy and I couldn't help but smile, despite my shitty day. Because we had a plan. Because my friends were always there for me. And because I just gained an amazing new friend.

A//N: Two chapters in one week *London Tipton voice* yay me!

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