Naruto One-Shots

~The Twist~

/-Character X Reader-/

~3rd Person~

"Woah! Looking sexy, (Name)!" Kiba shouted out and then howled.

"Thanks Kiba!" (Name) replied.

Kiba, Naruto, Neji, Shikamaru, and (Name) were walking through the village finding a place to eat at. Since they do this every day, they decided to take turns choosing food to eat. Today was Naruto's turn to pick, and knowing Naruto...

"Let's go to Ichiraku Ramen!" Naruto cheered and ran through the village.

Everyone sighed and continued walking towards Naruto.

"Naruto may have been gone for two years, but his love for ramen hasn't changed." Shikamaru spoke.

"Exactly." Neji spoke.

"Let's go catch up with him. Let's go Akamaru!" Kiba replied and Akamaru barked in agreement.

"This is such a drag." Shikamaru replied.

Neji, Shikamaru, and (Name) finally caught up and saw Naruto finishing his sixth bowl of ramen.

~Reader's POV~

Typical Naruto. I took a seat next to Kiba and Shikamaru. We ordered our bowls of ramen. Just as were about to eat our ramen, I caught Naruto try to flee from the ramen stand. I sighed. He does this all the time now. Probably picked it up from Master Jiraiya.

"Naruto Uzumaki! You will sit down and pay for our ramen! This responsibility comes with deciding where you want us to eat at!" I shouted at Naruto as I grabbed by the collar of his jacket.

I threw him onto a chair next to Neji. I also secured him onto the chair with metal chains and paper traps.

"Where the hell did you get the chains?!" Naruto screamed.

I shrugged. " Tenten let me borrow them. Now don't try to escape or make a clone. Once you do, Ichiraku Ramen will be destroyed and you will have no more amazing ramen in the Hidden Leaf." I warned with an evil smirk.

"You're evil!" Naruto shouted as anime tears fell from his eyes.

Kiba, Neji, Shikamaru, and I finally finished our bowls of ramen. I took Naruto's frog pouch, and paid Ayame. I released Naruto from the chains and destroyed the paper traps.

~3rd Person~

"Today is the Love Festival in the Hidden Leaf! Everyone from each village is coming!" (Name) cheered.

"Will you accompany me tonight (Name)" Neji asked.

"She's going with me!" Kiba shouted at Neji.

"No! She's going with me! Believe it!" Naruto shouted at Kiba.

"She's the sexiest young woman in the village. I'm a gentleman. She's going with me!" Shikamaru shouted at Naruto.

"Beat it, losers. She's coming with me." A voice said.

The boys turned around to find Sasuke Uchiha, the rouge ninja, with his arm around (Name)'s shoulder.

"Sorry guys, but I've always had a thing for rouge ninjas!" (Name) said.

With that said, Sasuke and (Name) walked off, leaving the guys crying anime tears looking down at the ground.

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