"Shia!"... called shia labeoufs mom... "I think your friend is here!" Shia knew it was shrek.... and oh how he knew how shrek was when he was alone with fresh girls... or as shrek calls it... swamp furniture. "Wait mom let me open the door!".... but it was too late. Shrek had already torn Shias mom so big if a new anus. Infact he had torn her anus open so wide that shrek had put a flat screen tv up in that bitch and was watching Netflix. "Shrek?..." Shia uttered... "are you in my mom's anus?" "STFU dildo face" shrek exclaimed. "Ahh... good ole shrek" sighed shia. "STFU you're next!" Shrek raced out of shias mom with aggression. He flipped shia like a coin and made him land on his knees. He pierced shias leather pants with his enormous green dagger and began penetrating his anus... but he stopped. "Shrek whats wrong?" Shia pondered. "Well," said shrek, "im afraid my jolly green log might be roo big for ye small anus." "Just do it!" Yelled shia excitedly. So shrek did it. He did it so good.... R.I.P shia labeouf
