| The Confessions of a cake shipper |

imagine thIS

ayyyy it's your problematic fave who's back with a bunch of things to say!

Alright I'm not really sure why I chose to open with that sentence, but let's roll with it.

So a few nights ago at 1:30am I couldn't sleep and my mind came up with this. Y'all know those Tumblr posts that are like "dating Michael would include" and then it's just a list of stuff that would happen if you were dating Mikey

Well I did a thing.

Cake being out and proud would include:

- lots of candids

- holding hands while walking around on days off :((((

- "who the fuck tweeted a photo of us cuddling on the band account?!"

- "babe it's cute" "you're cute"

- omg so many corny pickup lines tweeted back and forth (though I see Luke doing this more often)

- "I went to calums house today, made out with him, had a nap, and then left"

- a LOT more clothes sharing

- "hope you like the new song, I wrote it about Luke"

- Calum actually kissing Luke's cheek on stage instead of poking it

- imagINE one of theM PROPOSING ON STAGE IM SO EMO NOW

- them being 100x more handsy during interviews

- blusHING CAKE WHEN AN INTERVIEWER ASKS ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP

- no but just imagine Mikey's tweets they would be gold

- "I just walked in on Cake making out to Green Day... I'm so sorry @BJAOfficial this is an abomination"

- "Luke sent me nudes instead of sending them to Calum and now I'm scarred"

- "no I won't tweet his nudes gosh I don't wanna be killed by Calum, lad's an animal"

- half-assed attempts at hiding hickeys

and now I'm sad so I'm gonna stop otherwise it'll never end

Love youuuu alllll

-Maya (paperxvalentines)