Dark secrets of the non existent desires of a horseman cucumber iron book

Cats in your meal and dogs on your mind

So guuurls and buuooys I'm gonna tell you what it means to be a "Bad Boy".

Always having to wash your fu*ckin shirt after it's gotten all bloody, because you've beaten up a little child with your gang...Man, that sucks ... I mean, he is already so small, so can't he have less blood or anything?

And then all those girls. Always around you and then they start cryin after you throw them away, because they've gotten so boring and stopped being as good in bed as they used to before. Can't they practice at home with their neighbour or something . Always the same... So annoying!

Everyone respects you (well actually fears or admires, but I like to call it respect) ... well  I mean look at those pussies ( I dont mean the ones that girls have  ...i rather call girls hornycornywibelwabelsexeywexey)                    

Also theres the money....You are so damn rich, that you can buy yourself out of everything. You never have to take responsibility. BOOORIING....

Last, but not least: The Parents... They love you, they do everything for you and you?... You just ignore them and disrespect them.... I mean , they're parents... Of course you have to do that.

......but actually we are good on the inside.... we just had to go through hard times :((((

What makes us bad are our actions, not what goes on inside of our minds or what we thought deep within, right? :)))) SAY THAT I'M RIGHT!!!!!!!!

Haha i don't know why I wrote this story. I guess, I was just really tired and bored xD