Hetalia X Male Reader Oneshots: Love From Around The World

China X Tsundere!Male!Reader: I'm Not Cute!!!

You stared down into China's chocolatey brown eyes, a frown clearly etched on your face. "For the last time China, I am not cute!" You said angrily, an angered scoff left your mouth. Your head turning away from the brunette Chinese man as you crossed your arms infront of chest.
A bright blush covered your cheeks. China grinned and poked your cheek, "Then how come your blushing aru?~" He asked teasingly, a low growl vibrating your chest. "I'm not blushing dammit! Just-just leave me alone you panda bastard!" You shouted before storming off, leaving a snickering China behind you.

~ Timeskip ~

"...And he does it every time he sees me, it pisses me off!" You said angrily, steam rolling off your head. Summer chuckled, "Maybe China likes you _____!~" The brunette German said with a smile, giggling when you made an odd choking noise.
"Shut up potato cagna(1)!" You yelled with a red face, letting out a loud huff as you crossed your arms. Summer's smile only widened, "You are just like your brother you know that? Hot headed and a nasty temper, I'm surprised you don't obsess over tomatoes like him..."
You glared at the grinning girl, "Keep pushing it Beilschmidt, keep pushing it..." You growled threateningly. Summer smiled and held up her hands in defeat, "OK I'll stop, but back to your China problem. I thought you had a crush on him?" She questioned, you grumbled as your cheeks turned pink.
"Yeah so what...?"
"So tell him how you feel _____."
Your heart nearly stopped, "Tell China that I love him?!?" You shouted, hearing a few curses of German from Germany who was in the other room. Summer rolled her sky-grey orbs, "No, tell him that you jack off with tomatoes, of course tell him that you love him!" She yelled back, her voice developing a faint German accent.
Your blush darkened at the lewd comment, but you remained silent, knowing there was no point in yelling back. And you were sure Germany would tell the two of you to stop screaming at each other.
It was silent for a few moments before Summer stood up, "Well, I'm going to the Nordics, want me to walk you home?" She asked, running a hand through her short, boy-like hair.
You shook your head, "No, I'm fine. And I think I'll stop by um... Spain's... To see if Romano's home, we're out of uh... Tomatoes! Yeah tomatoes!" You said, mentally kicking yourself for sounding so stupid.
Summer gave you a weird look before speaking, "Why didn't you just tell me you were going to China's?"
"H-how did you know?!?" You shouted, Summer shrugging and shook her head. "I don't know, maybe because you suck at lying..." She stated, walking to the front door, pausing to slid on her black jacket. "Screw you Summer..." You grumbled as you stood up.
Summer chuckled, "Sorry _____, I don't roll that way..."
"Hey!!!"
"Wiedersehen _____, close the door when you leave!"
And with that, the tomboy was gone. You sighed, 'I guess I better go to China's before it gets late...' You thought, grabbing a tomato from the bowl on the coffee table and left the house.
You climbed into your (f/c car model), reeving it to life before driving off towards China's.

~ Other POV ~

Summer crouched behind the blushes infront of the house, staying as quiet as possible. 'Dammit _____, hurry up!' She mentally cursed, lowering herself on her knees to be more comfortable.
A few moments later, _____ came out of the house, munching on a tomato. Summer rolled her eyes, 'Just like Romano...'
She watched as the (h/c)nette got in his car and drove off, a evil smirk growing on her lips. She quickly stood up from her hiding place, pulled out her phone and dialed China's number. The line buzzed three times before China answered.
"Wang residence, this is Yao aru.~" A Chinese accent said on the other side of the line. Summer silently chuckled, "Hallo China, it's me, Summer."
"Oh hello Summer, is there something I can help you with?" China asked, Summer's smirk turned to a wide grin.
"Ja China there is..."

~ Time skip * Reader-chan's POV ~

You slowed down infront of China's house, turning the car off and taking the key from the ignition switch. You stopped to take a deep breath, your mind swimming with all the things you could say and all the answers China could give. Your stomach churning with nervousness as you got out of the car, quickly walking up to the front door.
Your heart pounded in your chest as you raised your knuckles, knocking on the door twice.
"Qǐng shāo hòu, please wait a moment!"
You could hear frantic footsteps inside as someone, most likely China, hurried around the room. There was a loud bang that made you jump in surprise, followed by loud curses in Chinese.
'What the hell is that idiot doing?' You asked yourself, crossing your arms as you began to become impatient.
A few seconds later the door opened, swinging open to reveal a smiling China. "Oh, Nín hǎo _____, please come in aru!~" He said happily, stepping aside to let you in. You were slightly shocked, why didn't he call you cute?
You pushed the thought aside and went inside, China closing the door behind you. You glanced around the room quickly, a traditional Chinese themed decor with red brightly decorating the walls, a black leather couch with various pushies strewn on it, a few handed painted paintings, and a couple of good luck charms.
"So what can I do for you cu- I mean! _____ aru?~" China's asked, appearing right infront of you. You coughed in your hand as your cheeks dusted pink, moving your eyes elsewhere up China.
"Um yes China, there's something...important... That I need to tell you..." You said slowly, kicking the ground as your blush worsened. China giggled, "That blush looks cute on you you know that _____? Cute aru!~" He said happily, poking your cheek.
"Yeah, I know..."
"Yes you a- wait, what?! You just agreed with me that your were cute?! Are you sick aru?!~" China asked, his chocolate eyes widening as he placed his hands on your blush-burned face.
You couldn't help but snicker at his priceless expression. "No, I'm not sick China... But I didn't come here to tell you that I finally agree with you, I came here for something more important..."
China looked up at you questioningly, you took a deep breath.
"China I-I... China I love you. I know I've act like a total dick towards, but only because I didn't want you to know that I love you... But I understand if you don't feel the same..." You said quietly, China freezing as he slowly removed his hands from your face.
'H-he hates me, I-I should have known...' You thought, rubbing your eyes to move away tears that pricked at the corner of your eyes. "I'm sorry for bothering you China..." You whispered as you turned around and began to walk away, tears beginning to fall with each step you took.
Your hand briefly touched the door knob when yoir other hand was grabbed, your head snapping around to find a frowing China. "You never heard my response _____..." He stated, pulling you away from the door and turning you around to face him.
"It's true that you are very mean to me and call me a bastard when ever I talk to you. So that's why I..." China paused, looking up into your teary (e/c) eyes and smiled.
"Wǒ ài nǐ _____, I just thought you didn't feel the same. But now..." He grabbed your chin and pulled you toward his face. "Now I know I can do this aru.~" He whispered as he pressed his lips to yours, your eyes widening before fluttering close as you gently kissed back.
Soon the need for air became too great and you moved away, both yours and China's cheeks stained red. You wrapped your large arms around China's waist and pulled him closer so his head was resting on your chest, his hand moving up to run his fingers through your hair.
"I need to thank Summer for telling me aru!~" China said smiling. Your face dropped, "S-summer told you that I loved you, and you-you knew this whole time?! You shouted, China chuckled and shrugged his shoulders. "Maaaaybe!~"
You began to seeth, "That-! I-! Argh-! Summer told- THAT POTATOE CAGNA!!!" You shouted, China giggling at your tsundere side that you've always had. You growled, "Don't fucking laugh at me you idiota!" You shouted, China only began to laugh louder. When he finished he saw you were scowling at him, he sighed and shook his head.
"Wǒ ài nǐ _____, will you be my boyfriend aru?~" He asked with a smile that shined brightly as he waited for your answer. Your pissy demeanor dropped quickly as you chuckled loudly and nodded your head, "Si!" You smiled, tilting China's head up to gently capture his lips into a kiss.
You quickly became bored with the kiss, quickly swiping your tongue over his a bottom lip. China slightly jumped in shock before realising what you were doing, his eyes flashing playfully as he kept his mouth shut.
You arched an eyebrow at China's confidence before chuckling. Your hands slid to the Chinese males bottom and groped it roughly, China squeaking a sharp gasp before you forced your way in and began to explore, leaving nothing untouched. China moaned loudly as you squeezed his ass again, the grip he had on your (h/c) locks tightening. You gasped sharply.

Now let me tell you why. You are one of the four Italian brothers, meaning you had a curl. Although you hide the twisted piece of hair, you still had it. And since you had the curl, it had the same reaction as Italy's, Romano's, and Seborg's. And unfortunately for China, he had tugged on the curl.

An almost predatorial growl cut the kiss, making China pull away. "_____...?" He asked shakily, seeing your once sparkling (e/c) orbs glazed over with lust.
You didn't answer as you pushed China backwards, making him land on the black couch behind him. A smirk passed my lips as China stared at you flabbergasted by your actions. You pounced forward ontop of China, making him squeak in surprise.
"Non avresti dovuto farlo China...(2)" You breathed huskily in his ear, feeling him shudder under you. You nipped at his ear as your hands raced up his red and gold shirt, making him make a noise of protest. You chuckled before finishing your sentence, "Ora si paga amore...(3)"

~ Other POV ~

"Summer, do-a you know where-a _____ is?" Italy asked, walking into the living room. Summer paused from her reading and looked up at Italy, shaking head. "Last time I saw him he said was going to China's and he was going to be... Busy, for a little while." She said, a smile blooming on her lips.
"Oh, well at-a least I know where-a he is now. Thank-a you Summer!" He said happily as he skipped away, not hearing the loud chuckle that left her lips. "And I'm sure he going to be busy for a while now, hehe..." Waving her phone in the air before returning to her book like nothing happened.

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This was a really fun one to write. Anyways here's the translations...

1. Cagna- Means bitch in Italian.
2. Non avresti dovuto farlo China- You shouldn't have done that China.
3. Ora si paga amore- Now you pay love

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