Daithi: Uhhh... I shat myself when I was seven before.
*awkward silence*
All his friends laughed.
Vanoss: Such an unnecessary detail you just slipped in there!
Daithi: I know j- *Laughing noises by his friends* I jus- LET ME FINISH THE STORY!
Daithi: Okay, I was asleep...
Vanoss: Uh-huh.
Daithi: I was dreaming about taking a shit. And then I woke up, then I really needed to take a shit. Like, IT REALLY WANT TO GET OUT.
Vanoss: Hahaha! Wanted to get out.
Daithi: I got to the bathroom, and, I swear, I put my underwear down. I was gonna plant the poop on the toilet, and then I shat myself.
Friends: HAHAHAHA
Vanoss: S-so, So where'd it go?
Daithi: On my pants down the floor!
Friends: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Daithi: I was rushing to the toilet so I didn't close the door.
Vanoss: Yeah?
Daithi: I think my brother heard me.
Friends: HAHAHAHAHA
Vanoss: Wait guys, wait, it's like his little brother, sound asleep in bed. He just heard a piece of shit hit the floor, SMACK. He just opened his eyes hahaha!
Moo: He jerks up, sits up hahaha!
Vanoss: And then he said "What the hell was that?" Hahaha!
