"Ur my bae.... never 4get dat!"
"Will you marry me, booboo 💕😍💎 "
"One day 🙏😭"
Voldemort closed his laptop smiling. Booboo always managed to cheer him up. Things were getting hectic, trying to take over the wizarding world... And you just couldn't find any good girls these days. Booboo was the most beautiful girl Voldemort had ever met. And she didn't care about his dark magic... She just cared about his heart. She said she found bald men sexy. That gave Voldemort butterflies. She said he reminded her of pitbull. Voldemort had agreed that pitbull was super sexy.
"My lord.... I have some bad news"
Voldemort turned to Bellatrix Lestrange. She was an ugly hag.
"What do you want?" He snarled.
"Harry Potter has disappeared again"
Voldemort shook his head. He was getting really tired of Harry. He was honestly the biggest prick he'd ever met.
"Leave me be, Bellatrix!!" He stormed back into his study. He needed Booboo.
"Fuqq dis shit babe, I'm so stressed 😫😪."
"Awww bae 💋 I'm here 4 u"
"Can we talk on da fone?"
"Idk... I'm kinda busy in my photoshoot rn 👀"
Voldemort started to tear up, "I just needa hear ur voice 😰"
"Sorry... i g2g 😒"
Voldemort was astounded. This had been going on for at least 6 months and she still couldn't talk to him?? What's wrong? She sent lots of pictures n everything but she never would skype or call or even snapchat. Voldemort thought he was in love. He couldn't stand it any longer. His only option was to call Neve from MTV's show, Catfish.
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Catfish: Voldemort + Harry
Fanfictionu read the harry potter books now enjoy the TRUE untold story of why voldemort REALLY hates harry potter ------------------------------- ALSO !!!!My friend told me about this thing she saw on tumblr where harry potter catfishes voldemort so i wrote...
