One Direction Beautiful FanFiction bby

i wuz walkin n den i c da curly n i says "aye curly wutz da craic?" n he turn arund n flash hiz dimplz at meh. dey r so deep it haz itz own suckshun n i cryz az it pull me inside.

"o no! (Y/N) wut r u dewin?!" n i sayz "idk lolzx" he laffz az ze-sadeem slap him in da fec so i stop gettin suckd in. "omg arreh wut r u dewin." da blund led sed. "neil¿ Were did u cum frum?" He azzd lookin lyke queen latifah az he wuz cunfuzed. da blund boi pointed at sadeems bum n i lyke cackled.

"Aha enjoying the bum of life. :)xx" da reven herd boi sed. "o" wuz al he culd murmer owt. Arreh pouted. "fuk u guyz were iz da doncaster d¿" he quezchuned lookin round. den lyke az if it wuz magik lew cum poppin up in da club frem nowere. "right ere arreh lemme suk u off lolzx" he sed laffin. sadeem snortd lol n lyke sed "wut bout dat wite boi" "o ovr der" Neil shoutd. I sawz him and sadeem shit hiz trowzerz.

"Wut da fuk sadeem!" I shoutd az it went flyin al ova mah weave n i throw it to da flor. "umm srry lolzx but datz not daddyd" "wut" I sed n turn around to c da wax figger of leyum. "o shit." We al sed in unisun. den they al ren aweh but i tripp on ma weave. "oopz lolz hahaxx" i say fallin. dey al left mi lyin on da cold herd grownd n i whimprd az da wax figger cum behind me.

"i herd u wuz talkin shit" he sed an i shuduh az i nodded. "wel tri talkin shit wid da ten inch in ur er" n b4 i cen sayz anutha werd he shove his dingo in my er n thrust dominently n i die. rt if u cryz lolzx.

{oh my god, what is wrong with me. idek wow i just... no. what the hell was that i *dramatic white girl sigh* im just sleepy ok and i was bored. alright this was for me and no one is going to read it anyways so goodbye.}