Alice: Oh! What is this party over here?
(Alice approaches table.)
Alice: Hello everybody!
Mad Hatter gives Alice a weird ass face.
Mad Hatter: Who are you.
(Mad Hatter continues to give Alice the same weird ass face.)
Alice: Why, I'm Alice.
(The Mad Hatter is still fucking making that face)
Cheshire Cat: This is Alice. I found her while I was in a tree.
...
Mad Hatter: I'm having quite a ball in wonderland. What about you all?
(Camera pans over to group sitting at table and then to a seemingly homosexual man with a flower painted on his face and a ugly floral print shirt.)
Flower: ♪ Yeeesssssssssss ♪
Mad Hatter: Who are you?
Flower: ♪ I'm Flowerrrrrrrr ♪
(Camera moves right to a woman with squiggly shit painted on her face.)
Mad Hatter: Who are you?
Cheshire Cat: (In a scratchy voice) I'm the CHESHire CAT!
Mad Hatter: ooooOOOOOHHHhhh
...
(Camera points at crazy lady with trash bags on her arms)
Mad Hatter: Are you the Jabberwock?
Jabberwock: YOU HAVE NO IDEA MOTHAFUCKER
(Jabberwock puts arms up concealing her face with the trashbags.)
...
(Camera points at a cup of tea being raised.)
Mad Hatter: Here is to having more children fall through our rabbit holes.
(Mad Hatter is yelling while shoving his hand into a box of instant tea.)
(Homosexual man has his hands raised)
Flower: ♪ aaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHhh ♪
(Flower is still singing in the background)
Mad Hatter: You're homosexual STOP IT!
...
(Everyone is frantically running around the table screaming "CLEAN CUPS!")
Mad Hatter: (Hare is throwing sugar cubes at him) aaaaAAHHHHHHH
...
(Alice is smoking and going "ah ah")
Hare: She's doING HER KEGELS
Mad Hatter: Oh! Her keGEls.
(Mad Hatter turns to Alice and slaps her thigh)
