What did you see?

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"Thomas... What did you see"
"I-I saw..."
The sweat breaks out and he starts to cry and hyperventilate
Newt starts to get annoyed. It can't be that big of a deal, right?
"Th.. They were.. DEEZ NUTS! okay?!!!"
Thomas rips his pants and points at his testicles.
"THEY ARE HUGE, OKAY??! I-I was in the shower earlier today and, well..."
"Aww, Tommy. It's not that ba-"
"NOT THAT BAD??? Have you even looked at them?!"
"I-I think I might be able to cure them"
Newt gets down on his knees and moves closer to Thomas' bulge.
"W-what are you doing??!!"
A tiny giggle slipped out of Newt's mouth.
"It's not funny! And by the way, you don't even know what's wrong with them. You might get ill."
"So, you're saying that if they looked normal, you would actually le-"
"What, no?! I never said that! What are you talking about?!"
"Well, I'm pretty sure that you only told me about your balls being abnormally big. And nothing about your dick being hard."
Thomas looks down and his face turns red like a tomato.
"Please, Tommy.. Please"
Shia LaBeouf walks in and yells: "DO IT! JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS! GOSH THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN YOU TWO UGH I CAN'T EVEN!"