^ it's satan's dorito
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Jackie doodled on her math homework. She subtly covered the drawing as the teacher walked by. It was a rather unflattering picture of her, and she did not want to get a lunch detention.
"Jackie, you did the wrong page." Mrs. Fink said as she walked by.
Jackie stifled a groan. Next to her, Alex Zhang was laughing his ass off. "Stupid asian." he coughed.
She gave him the coldest look she could muster. Alex knew he was dead. He immediately stopped laughing.
After several eternities of boredom, the period was finally over. "Yo slut!" her bitch called from behind her.
"Bitch!" she spat.
It went on like this until a couple sevies nearly shit themselves trying to get through the two. Jackie smirked, knowing that she won.
It was tradition now, the yelling match. The teachers didn't care. They couldn't.
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Lunch was just as energetic. Maddie Young screamed about her attempts to get raped-'or hitting on college guys', she called it.
Jackie couldn't help telling her to shut her whore mouth. Maddie wilted like a flower caught in the first frost.
They forced Erika to do the floors and Maddie the tables.
All was well.
