To Remember

That Fateful....Trip?!

             (Sirenia's P.o.V.)

   Quietly, silently, I walked over to the Master.
"I'm back." I barely whispered, my voice soft.
"Good, good, though you took an awfully long time for such an easy job." he responded.
I shrugged. I had to defeat these weird frog demons that had been bothering some villagers. They were easy, but they were fast.
"I took some time to sight-see." I said.
Master looked around. "Your spell still working?"
I nodded. "Of course, or else Gray or Natsu would be attacking me with questions."
He chuckled. "Alright. Don't starve yourself." He joked, hand waving.
"I'll try not to." was my reply, as I gave a small wave back.

   As non-noticebly as possible, I blended in with the usual rustle and tussle of Fairy Tail. Even though I dressed only in blue and black, I did a good job of digusing myself like a member.

   I was heading toward my usual, quiet, dark corner when a tumble of Natsu and Gray. My first thoughts of when Natsu and Gray were heading towards me was "No biggie. Slimply side-step, get out of the way before they hit me, and hide myself in my corner while everybody is distracted by those two." 
Then things got messy when Erza came, looking pissed at Natsu and Gray, and blocking one of my exits. My other thought was "Its still okay. Just a little glitch, I can still slide over to the bar."  Then, Gajeel came, probably looking for a fight, blocking one my last exit. It was around this time I started panicking.
"Natsu and Gray are coming in from the West, Erza from the North, Gajeel from the East, and most of everybody watching from South. Not good."
Hurridly, I searched for an exit, and it came to me, in the form of a table.
"Perfect! Just slide under a table, roll right out, and no body will notice."  I quickly iniated the plan, and quickly too, for a second later, Erza, Gajeel, Natsu, and Gray were in a body-slam war. Everybody was distracted, and it gave me the chance to hide away. It was perfect, except when I stood up and started to walk, I tripped on a bottle. A Bottle! You'd think with just narrowly dodging that collision I'd be given a break. Nope. I slipped on that god**** bottle, crashing backwards and shattering it. Now, you're pobably thinking, "Not that noticeble, right? There are dozens of sounds of body-slams and beer bottles breaking all the time in Fairy Tail." And you probably would be 100% correct, except... The table I had just ducked under was still behind me, and close enough that I could completely fall on. And I did. Hard.
Now, you're also probably thinking "Table breaking in Fairy Tail, whoop-de-doo."  Pppphhh. You wouldn't belive my luck. It turns out that table had several magic weapons in them, and as soon as I crash-landed on them... Well you can guess what happened. Boom. Seriously, it was exactly what it sounded like. Boom. With this much noise, all eyes were on me. And I knew I was screwed. All because of a stupid trip.